h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

most certainly!
shazzPRME

Can never have too many nuts Now then, who is for volovonts???

[a lump of whipped (somewhat literally) cream says,] Well, we don't HAVE to make it a strip-poker scene! Pokémon don't wear clothes anyway!

We are already naked in the Whale!! Cant' have it all ways YK!
shazzPRME

I kinda thought we all removed all clothes upon entering this forum anyway.

I never seem to have clothing in ANY forum, usually thanks to Shazz

I haven't heard you complaining though Wowbagger...well,not
too often anyway
shazzPRME

I tell ya, if this wasn't virtual, the complaints would be coming in far and wide, just not from me! LOL

Can someone pass me the sex. Oh no sorry. Can someone pass me the tiger prawns. Im getting hungry with all this sex. You know. Some people in this forum know some strange sauces. Do you think that this is because of the complicated sex games that you can play with them. It would make sense as you would get to know them FRIEGHTENINGLY well

Now, sex is so much fun. It does not have to be complicated. Has no one ever heard of not taking life too seriously. All it needs is some tiger prawns (done in olive oil and garlic). After a brief interlude while the food settles, both parties strip bare and get down to the business of sex. It doesnt have to last long - anything from 5 minutes to 1hour. After that, the guy falls asleep and the lady reads a magazine. Nothing better !!!!

Has anyone ever noticed that what food and sex have in common is that after both, a cigarette is just the thing? For smokers, anyhoo.

*creeps up to Shazz and gets under the cheese balls tray she's holding*

shh...

*pushes the tray upwards from under it, slamming the entire pile right into the poor girls kisser*

Whaahahahahahaaa!
*proceeds to perform elaborate victory dance, chanting "ooloo booloo grandfatherclock ooloo booloo" continuously*

And just WHAT have I ever done to you to receive THAT treatment
Prez?...OK...you asked for it!*Proceeds to stuff huge live crabs
down the front of the Prez's trousers* I wouldn't move around too
much if I were you Prez..BWA HA HA HA
shazzPRME

Hey! HEY!! You're getting back on topic! Oh, nevermind...

Hey the Prez might like that kind of thing. You can never really tell.

And I thought I was bizarre, well at least I am not alone LOL

What you *like* crusteacousians (sp?) in your pants?

I thought YK was strange!

I was right, too!

It's keeping him very quiet though isn't it!!Here Shorty...have some as well then *Stuffs some very large crabs down Shorty's trousers
just for the hell of it!*
shazzPRME

While watching them dance around is quite amusing, to say the least!
No one will be much up for sex after having live prawns in their britches.

Marv, sorry I took so long to answer, luv. I was munching my pavlova and watching the fun!
What would you wish to nibble?

Luna