h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Trifle with ME will you? Here's some trifle back at you!
ha HA!

A Freudian feud fight?

Marv tinkers with his Pi thrower, makes it y2k compliant. Bwahahahahaha! Have at you!

Oooooh Monsy covered in Strawberry tarts...come here Monsy, I'm feeling peckish

But she will have to dodge a hail of Pi's to get there.

Monsy's covered in tarts? I didn't think she was that kind of gal!
Marv: A pi/pie fight? Who would win? Maths or confectionary? I know which one I'd prefer to be hit with!

*inspects the sudden appearance of hundreds of tarts all over her glances over at mew and takes aim with a nice large lemon pie*
ahha!!! right in the kisser
as for these tarts.......does this make me a queen?
monsy

So that's where all my tarts went!!

monsy, you are truly a Queen.
However, I am the Queen of Hearts.

You can be the Queen of Tarts.
Wait, that didn't come out right!! :-8
You can decide what you'll be Queen of.

Luna (QoH)

Goodness! Go away for a few days and look what happens! Food flying everywhere! And not any chocolate to go around...

*squirts some chocolate syrup into the air so that it falls where it may, then runs out before any _cold_ ice cream gets thrown at her.*

bweueueuueeeerghh...
...I'll have my eggs well done granma... oh, it's you, grampa...

*spits out olive*

blurgh...

Ahhh... [hits himself in the head with chocolate pie]

?

Don't ask me.

Hmmmmmm!! I think that the sight of all this pi/pie and other assorted foodstuffs is enough to make any sane person weep! Just as well that there aren't any about isn't it?!
shazzPRME

*le puff, le pant, le puff, le pant*

Shazz is right. Look at all this food!
We can't let it go to waste can we?
I think it's time to start eating what we've tossed about.

*saunters over to Shazz*

My you look tasty Shazz m'dear. Need a hand?

Oooooh watch it Wowbagger, TM might get a touch jealous

And we don't want that now, do we?

[Mewtwo has been hiding behind a counter up to now] And now, in a shameless impersonation of YK ... [pops up: his head is now an upside-down pie. When he talks, part of the crust moves like a mouth] I'm glad no one in THIS room is sane! [turns] Except you, Mew. [picks up another pie and throws Mew out the window with it]

I'd never do anything that TM would disapprove of. I'm a good boy.

You trulry expaect us to buy a line like that????

hahaha i spose we can always pretend...