h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thank you it is all clear to me now. I often wonder why certain things were named as they are. It would make a hell of a lot of paper work if we just changed everything willy and nilly. Like Manchester - Childleg and stuff like that. I would only be in favour of change if I could be involved and rename a few things.

Really? Like what?

Well table for instance how boring is that? Chair I mean there is no hootzpah in the word chair now is there?

What would you call them then?

Dunno, gosh look I've got me really thinking hard face on now.

Well you could call a table a lebat and chair well um let's see you could call a chair a raich. Oh look over there "What a really comfortable looking green raich. Or better still have you been to Ikea lately? They call things really cool names. I saw a lamp and it was a fartg. I giggled for hours.

No,I havn't been to Ikea for a while. I know what you're talking about, though.