h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi yourself, how are you doin?

I`m fine thanks.You?

Very good. How has your Sunday been? anything really exciting happened?

You mean Dontbury

What is one of them?

It`s the Thingite name for the day it is now.

Ah well in that case I do mean Dontbury.

Its been fine.

I wonder is a Monday referred to as Dontbury as well? and if it is does it make things a bit complicated.

No that day is called Sodit.

So how was Sodit? Let me guess Tuesday is Buggerit

Hi! No. Although I am a Tursdayite and will have to wash my mouth out with soap for saying it, Tuesday is called Wimpy.

*Goes off to wash his mouth out*

Gosh darn really? Well then I hope everyone had a really positive Wimpy.

I had a good Tuesday, thank you. (Sorry if this is confusing to you.)

Confused my dear Aximili I do my best work when I am confused??????

I had a reasonable Tuesday.

Tomorrow, I expect to have quite a good Wednesday.

RF

The Thingites want to rename the days of the week. The Thursdayites want to keep them as is. Understand now?

Well, I truly hope that you everyone has a good Wednesday. I wonder what Thursday will bring.

Down with Thingites! The is the 's work!

RF

Who knows?