h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

what about a committee meeting without even coffee...

Wake me for the wrap-up.

No you may not

Waiting for a taxi, can be very boring and tedious.

I just received a passcode, on my mobile phone, to type into a website, in order to process a payment, to buy some stuff as if checkout on that website wasn't boring enough and long enough already

Have you tried grapefruit?

For what?

Currency? Offensive weapon? Toy? Drain stopper?

Having to keep on drinking lots of water can be very boring and banal thing to do.

Still, that is exactly what I intend to do for the rest of my life.

(not to mention breathing)

I am tediously waiting in for a delivery... rather than doing anything interesting. The delivery is a 25 KG sack of bath salts guess I bath a lot think I'll go cook some chicken whilst I'm waiting..

Cutting an onion into perfectly uniformly sized pieces adds nothing to the flavour of a cheese and onion sandwich.
Which I don't like.

But at least you had something to do while being locked up in your house...

Did you use calipers to check the level of uniformity? Don't forget to clean them...

Cleaning things is never-ending... like reading books at the moment... finish one... immediately start the next...

I chopped so many chilli peppers, and bell peppers, a few days back, my watch activated itself; and told me it was tracking my 'activity', and that activity was... 'cycling' and, so apparently I cycled for 12 minutes, whilst standing in the kitchen, chopping/slicing peppers finely - yeh, I'm rather slow thesedays, with manual dexterity being impaired due to nerve damage I'll be chopping peppers again, today, later, and slicing onions

Maybe it will recognise it as rock climbing this time?

Trying to do keep fit with legs that feel as heavy as lead.

The weirdest fitness tracker thing, was when it told me I was asleep... whilst I was standing outside a pub, drinking and chatting to people.... apparently my very low heart rate confused it - have noticed my resting heart rise, since 'lockdown', and no gym... its gone from resting HR of 51 -52, to 56 -57 mind, I still hit under 40 BPM whilst sleeping or, apparently, standing outside a pub

'...me and my auger...'

I just took a CD out of the computer's CD/DVD drive, as it auto-ejected, and put another CD into the drive.... using this free time I seem to have to hunt down and capture the CDs I've missed over time, and get them copied to the digital library, before I do a transfer of all the digital music I have onto the new SD./MMC then I guess I need to hunt about and get all the digital music I've bought over the years, from various sources, and get them transferred also the android stuff oughta be easy enough, but I'm loating the inevitable eventual need to have to install ITunes or its modern equivalent, onto this PC, in order to retrieve my ITunes purchases think I may break now, for a cup of tea, and start thinking about my mandatory 1 hour government sanctioned daily walk outside (no where near long enough, IMO)