h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am currently sitting at my desk, doing everything except what I'm meant to be doing, which is an essay. I have been staring at a blank document until my brain melted and seeped through my ears. I believe this warrants a post here.

I just unplugged a USB cable, from the wall charger socket, and plugged it into the PC, and started transferring over some more music files now watching the percentage complete counter gradually increase towards 100%

Waiting for inspiration to write a pun poem while having a conversation with Simba about whether or not he thinks it is going to rain or not on Tuesday.

I am now making another hopeless attempt to get some actual work done. I’ve been actively avoiding my schoolwork, amongst other responsibilities, for hours and now I have run out of procrastinating time and have to either commit to not doing the work or starting and finishing it in the next two hours.

Schrödingers homework… Unless you tell us what you decided to do eventually, you homework will be in a quantum state of being made and not being made from our perspective.

And even then, you could have acted differently from that decision after all..

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I did, in fact, finish the school work. As it turns out, I can write a decent essay in under two hours. I guess I’ll have to procrastinate longer next time so maybe I’ll have more of a challenge. Also, I recently got to analyse any poem for my English class at university and, of course, I wrote about Douglas Adams' poem "A Dissertation on the task of writing a poem on a candle and an account of some of the difficulties thereto pertaining.” Quite an enjoyable essay. I began with the defenestrations of Prague and closed off on the defenestration of Duke Arthur of Brittany.

1,118 days have elapsed since I last posted in this forum.

Had I not shaved in that period, I would now have a beard of length 72.4 centimetres.

Are you going to validate that claim in the next 1118 days?

Waiting for rain, is a very boring practise. It is frustrating waiting for weather forecasts to predict the likelihood of rain, only to be told that they don't know where, when and if they will be any rain. I live in area that has both a thunderstorm and snow shield and it has now developed a rain shield which deflects any possible rain showers from the unitary borough of Thurrock.

You can have some of ours if you like.