h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Never wear a skirt to the funfair

If you've never seen darkness, how can you know true light?

I thought I would start a 'thought for the day' thread where people can post their, er, thought for the day.
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Why is "Belly Fat" 'Sexy' on Men & Not Women?

IS IT!!??

IS IT!!??
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According to my "sources", it is indeed!
Actually, I was quite surprised at the results of my little "poll".
It seems that some view a man's 'belly fat' as being the result of a life of struggle, which translates into said subject being a worthy 'catch'.
Hey! I swear I didn't make this up, folks!

So again, my question is (or should be): aren't there any gents out there that believe heavily 'endowed' women can still be attractive and 'alluring'?
Just curious, you guys.
Just curious.

"Age is not important unless you're a cheese",,,,Anon

"Success is not to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life, as by the obstacles that one has overcome while trying to succeed"...Anon

"You can't expect a person to see eye to eye with you when you're looking down at him"..Anon

"Only dead fish swim with the stream"..Anon

"If you want to leave in the sands of time, don't drag your feet"...Anon

**If your foot slips, you may recover your balance.
But if your tongue slips, you cannot recall your words

##Watch your tongue, it's slippery when wet

Never judge before you know the full situation.

I can't believe that someone could actually leave H2G2. I would've thought this place has a bit of something for everybody at any time. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F75657?thread=2763954

I want some candy or chocolate, anything tastes sweet is ok. Could anybody so kind fetch me some?

Why don't they change the blurb on disabled parking spaces at supermarkets to reflect the way things really are? :

No Parking - disabled parking only or BMW drivers in a hurry.

And "Mother & Child Parking for women who can't park in ordinary-sized bays"

Even cool people can be made to look like a silly nerd when they wear a cycle helmet:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39950000/jpg/_39950747_coulthardlong_pa.jpg

What happened to Prince Andrew? He used to be in the news all the time - either doing silly things or dating some laydeee. I can honestly say I haven't seen him or heard him mentioned for years.

He's become respectable. Check out his website: http://www.thedukeofyork.org

If my lightbulb is too bright and I need to replace it do I buy a lighter lightbulb or a darker lightbulb?

You buy a lower wattage lightbulb that is less bright. I guess that's a dimmer lightbulb. (Yes, I know it's a rhetorical question. Just making the point that 'light' isn't 'light' or 'dark', it's bright or dim.)