h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Buried far underneath the city lies another government funded lab. Featuring state-of-the art defence systems, it contains robotic development research, creating private armour systems. It is a good fourteen stories underground, and has numerous security checkpoints.*

::Falls through secret entrance, and procedes to tumble down all 14 flights, past wide open security doors and sleeping/drunk gaurds and finally hist the main entrance at the bottom::
Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggggghhhh.... what the?
::Stands up quickly::
Where the ....ow, too quick, too quick!,... Where in the name of Rogan's Dog am I?

* MaW arrives on a small pink moped and immediately notices that the ground appears to be glowing - but only to the vision of someone who can see gamma radiation *

Hmm, now that's very interesting. Doesn't look like the radiation levels are very high though. Must have a fairly well-shielded lab inside. Now...

* he crouches down to survey the ground *

I have no idea how to get in here. I'll try the simple way.

* he walks up to the front door and rings the bell *

::hears doorbell whle rubbing head::
What the? A doorbell?
::Walks over to door, looks up the stairs he just fell down, and looks back to the door::
why, ill mever get the hang of these people
::Opens door::
What do you want?

*Craxus arrives and runs over to MaW.*

*Walks in from previous thread*
To Ranmafreak : Just us

Aw man, all three of you?
Uhg, i've felt better than this mornings after a bender...
Well here goes nothin,
::pulls out glock and fires off a few shots at the trio, procedes to dive away ,through main door, braking through it::
What? Balsa wood? I cant beleive this....

*Watches the curious antics of Ranmafreak*

Just you holding the fort then?

*Craxus pulls out his tribarrel handguns and proceeds after Terran.*

Hiya Ranmafreak remember me?

::getting up from pile of wood::

No , I fell down here after backing up Ishad, right trough the access way up in the alley. I truely have no idea why its here.

That would have been while you were chasing me then?

Guess so haha....

yeah.. so do what you want, kill me, capture me, ignore me, go on in, idoubt youll find much without getting seriously injured anyway, all i really want is a cold beer.... lots of it preferably.....

*Follows the others down into the building and walks past Ranmafreak.* Do we have a map of this place or anything? I'd hate to get lost inside a secret military research centre again.

-----Warning. Intruder Alert On Level One.-----

-----Defence System Blue Activated.-----

*The Reinforced Blast doors ahead and behind them slam shut, and glow brightly as they fuse together. The lights shut off.*

*Craxus blinks a couple of times then his augmentation for his eyes turn on to night vision.*

Oh great...

*Craxus reachs in his pocket and picks up what looks like a cell phone. Craxus begins to talk into to it.*

*Marshal /moves/ at speed, leaping from an office block onto the roof of the Research Lab. He sits for a few minutes, catching his breath. His heart was pounding, his nose was bleeding, and he had a hard-on the size of his pistol. He sat down until the nausia past. He knew he should have slowed down, but he was determined to do this right, and if that meant risking bursting arteries then so be it.
He made a final equipment check. Pistol. Ammo. Wrist-CPU. Radio... no radio. Ah well, didn't plan on calling for help anyway.*
[Marshal] Time to play...

*Lights match, and watches it light up his face. grins, and blows out the match*

Terran : "Show time"

*loads hand held rocket launcher and prepares for a fight*

* MaW stares at the doors *

I hate doing this.

* he crouches down, sticks his finger on the door and projects a laser beam from it to start cutting through the thick metal *

Anyone got some Lucozade?