h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I saw David Blunkett in Sheffield, but no-one famous in Manchester (except Granny Weatherwax of course).

*gets a round in & leaves the absolutely splendid & worthwhile Steward a very large tip*

Here have a to celebrate the new job.

*wonders what she can do to get a tip*
If I remove all Vengaboys songs from the jukebox will you tell me how to get my hair all shiny?

Only if you promise no more than 1 Kylie per hour

You could try actually serving occasionally, Tink.

Another V&V please, BTW Phil, it's not too sweet if you stick to the canned vinto light *Thus speaks the voice of experience - innocently pointing to her nickname *

Any white rum and tizer going here<?>

Tizer!!!

erm'wrong side of 'ill'

*throws arras in huff...121...rats*

alec.<clown.

Anyone for a game of tidlywinks<?>

I'll have a game though I'm sure I should be off causing political scandal as opposed to drinking in a bar and playing games but never mind.

*growls protectively in front of Peregrin*
he's a good president!
*pulls sevral pints for various people, lines them up on the bar and then puts on her 1 Kylie song that she's allowed and dances about making cocktails with silver tassles on them*
here you go! See"! Now how do I get my hair shiny? ooh and how do I get thin whilst eating chocolate?

*notes that down for future political scandal use*

*sneaks off to remove any incriminating links to photos of researchers on the (almost) definitive meetup photos page*

You could always replace them with new baby photos Croz . Does anyone have any contact details for the good Captain Kebab? I know he's having PC probs, & I'd hate for him to miss the Marrow becos of it

*idly wonders if there's any sort of reward for scandalous stories*

Any chance of you making it to the Marrow Bagpuss? (I may have a cunning plan........)

Well, if you fancy sticking me my airfare...

Otherwise no.

Guess I'll have to resort to my cunning plan then

Ooh what cunning plan?