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Sorry MdA, I really don't have a clue.

Do you know if PeeJ left his hammer here the other night. I could really do with it to fix my computer.

Can I just have one more whilst you have a look for it?

Ta.

Here you go:

Havn't seen Peej's hammer, think Calum may have yoinked it.

Just try shouting at it, or thumping the side of the monitor, that usually works for me.

Well that did seem to work.

I'll just finish this .



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Can someone please stop that from singing?

Morning Chair, nice to see you up nice and early

< Takes towel out, and wraps it round 's head, Its still singing, but very muffled >

Need

Not only am I up nice and early but I've also been at work for an hour and a half.

Hardly an ideal way to spend your saturday mornings!

Need some of 6's .

Here's some for you

At least you get the whole afternoon off to look forward to.

I just have an 8 hour shift to look forward to.

<gives Chair and gives PeeJ more coffee>

< Peej comsumes , , and curses the bureaucratic nightmare that is the RM, which forces you to fill out applications on the correct form >

Thanks for all the and ladies.

Somebody squish theat or something, its singing was bad enough, but that screaming is giving me a headache.

I'm sorry, am I missing something here or have you been taking too many of my ?

Where did the RM comment come from?

Have you been losing your letters again?

Too many I think. Definitely lost *something*, I believe it to be my marbles

Bloody RM, first they squish my hedghog, now they expect me to fill in *this* < waves form about >

How could they possibly ever compensate for squishing your hedgehog?

Oh no, I'm really sorry, I think that colin has just been sick on your

I don't think we can get smilies invented just by using them.

What are these anyway?

You've even got me doing the smilie thing now...

Where is everyone? I'm sorry I haven't been around lately. I've had an extremely stressful week. Luckily, lots of ice cream has been taking the edge off. I could really use a though!



"...When a problem comes along, you must whip it!"

< Peej checks the backlog to see where he's sat, decides he was probably stood at the bar and pours himself a , ponders briefly whether to join ET Girl in a , but realises that due to the time difference between the UK and Canada she’s probably not around anymore>

< Peej goes to grab his , realises it’s been yoinked, looks around for the culprit and spots a smug looking 6 on the sofa, sipping .

Wonders whether to try wrestling the off her, but decides that just pouring another is probably a better idea, as her is still around somewhere, is probably still p****d about being wrapped up in Peejs towel the other day, and might want to take some kind of violent revenge on anyone getting on the wrong side of 6 >

Hiya 6, mind if I join you on the sofa ? I have !

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How are you today? Have you finally sorted out your computer?

and thanks for the

< Peej sits down on sofa and dishes out >

Here you go, I know you only want me for my !

PC all sorted now thanks, had to hit it a few times and threaten physical violence to some tech. Support guy, but fixed now,

Think one of *his* mates got inside it.

Is there a general ban on singing or is it just Colin who's not allowed to sing?

He's still poorly after having been sick in your towel the other day, so can you try being nice to him for a change.

And it's not just your I'm after. I quite like your toasted cheese sandwiches and I'm sure you make a better than MdA.

I think singing in general is okay, and lets face it, with the amount of consumed at these meetings, is probably unavoidable. I think its just the ’s horrible, squeaky, whining voice that gets on everybody’s nerves.

My s are the stuff of legends, Ms Edam taught me everything I know.

As for my s, well I’m a bit out of practise, but I’m sure I could be persuaded to cook one up if needed.