h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello Chair, congratulations! You got the 300th post!

Have a .

Um, I dont think that's actually...

Wow! we've reached 300 and *still* haven't come up with a plan.

Shall we wake up PeeJ and get out the ?

More anyone?

As PeeJ missed his party, shall we let him open his now and get the that ET Girl brought for him?

When he's woken up that is.....

Can someone put some music on and we can have a proper party.

I think he's still enjoying his dream. Shall we let him sleep a little while longer?

Is that him making those strange noises or is it that over at the bar?

Where did that come from?

I know I said I wouldn't be around for a while but I had to pop in for the post 300 post party, especially when it's a sort of belated party for PeeJ too.

Is he *still* asleep?

What is that doing?

I've just got time for a before I have to go.

< Wakes up, with a look of massive disapointment on his face >

Oh well, was having a really good dream then. There was and and , and you were there < points to the chair > and you < points to 6 > and there was this lion, and this tin man, and I was wearing ruby slippers ......

Boing ! (Time for bed)

Aren't you going to open your and have another ?

Okay, I’ll have a

< Much flying about of wrapping paper as Peej unwraps 6’s prezzie >

Oh wow, a digital camera! Quick everyone strike a pose while I take a piccy!



My, I could have some fun with *this*

Smile 6!

At least let me put some make-up on and do my hair.

Glad you liked it.

I'll just grab a couple of and wait for you to over by the bar

Okay, now if you could just drape yourself seductively over the bar, that’s it, now just slowly pour out a glass of , thats it, beautiful now, just pass me the , Hmmm, perfect.

I think I might just go now that I've had a chance to give PeeJ a goodnight and a belated birthday .

'night

'Night 6. look after yourself.

Is there any chance we could stop these soppy distractions and get on with the planning?

*a purple moose staggers into the room*
Sorry i'm late, got slightly lost on the way, I brought some !

Morning all

So, we're 300+ posts into our cunning escape plan, and what exactly have we decided on?

1, We have no idea what we're escaping from.
2, We have no idea where we're escaping to.
3, The with no name is coming with us.
4, We have slightly cramped transport, but no one sober enough to actually drive it.
5, Supplies of , and // are good, but tend to take a severe hit during each meeting.

Does *anyone* have the slightest idea where abouts we got to in the agenda ?

Have a pre meeting Chair. I'll join moose with a

If everyone has requested the supplies and equipment they need and we've all had sufficient and or we can move on to the route planning.

Perhaps Purple Moose has some suggestions about the direction we take.

And when did we decide the was coming with us?

Right, seeming as we don't know where we're escaping from or to, I suggest that we head straight out of where-ever we are and head straight to where-ever we are going...

I refer the Chair to post #290 by Peej, who said the was ‘kind of cute’ and we should bring it, if for no other reason other than emergency nourishment in case of low supplies.

No objections were raised, and so I assume the is joining us.

As long as It doesn’t sing, and gets the rounds in like everyone else, I have no problems with it.

Anyone want a ? I know It’s a bit early, but it *is* Friday.

Has the actually managed to get a round in?

All it ever does is sits by the bar humming and drinking .

As for Purple Moose's idea I think it's probably the most sensible suggestion we've had yet.

I think it calls for a celebration all round except for the who can have an

Alright then!

Here you go everyone, 's all round!

Except for the still unnamed who can have (and a , to fatten it up a little...)

Can we have a vote about something?

And I haven't had a chance to shout 'ORDER' yet, apart from during my bar tending duties.