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Post 241

Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 )

Evening everyone smiley - smiley

Ooohhh! smiley - choc



Whose the girl with the smiley - choc?



Any chance of a smiley - stout and a smiley - donut?


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Post 242

Calum McBain (chief Procurement Officer and opener of the mail to the Black Hole Escape Committee)



What time is it? Come to that what day is it? Is it still Saturday?


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Post 243

Eurotrash Girl (Bringer of <choc> and Official Publicity Officer for the Black Hole Escape Committee)

Hello Bob and Calum! I am Eurotrash Girl, recentely named Bringer of choccy and Official Publicity Officer for the Black Hole Escape Committee. Here- have some smiley - choc.



Calum- I believe it is Monday, but I also believe in smiley - choc so what do I know?

Chair- I'll start working on a Press Release just as soon as I get a little more familiar with the Committee. Believe me, I'm the last person who would want to give *them* too much information! Bad childhood experience!

By the way- if I step out for a little bit, it's just to go a little bit of schmoozing with the right type of people who may be able to help with the Escape Plan. And to get more smiley - choc.


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Post 244

Calum McBain (chief Procurement Officer and opener of the mail to the Black Hole Escape Committee)

Thanks for the smiley - choc. As chief Procurement Officer, if there's anything you need, I will attempt to obtain it for you.

More smiley - ale please MdA. MdA? Are you there?


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Post 245

Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much)

Good Plan.

By the way - whilst I've got you all here and PeeJ's not around, we're having a suprise birthday party for him tomorrow at 8.30pm GMT (that's almost exactly one day and one hour away from now so we need to start getting ready. Calum, make sure we're stocked up well on smiley - stout, Bob, can you get some smiley - donut, 6, don't even think about making smiley - tea and we'll need a really big smiley - cake. Perhaps I could leave that to you Eurotrash Girl. With lot's of smiley - choc on it.) Just don't let onto PeeJ that we've got anything planned.

And don't let that smiley - elf sing either.


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Post 246

Eurotrash Girl (Bringer of <choc> and Official Publicity Officer for the Black Hole Escape Committee)

Sounds fabulous! I'll just pop out now and get the smiley - chocsmiley - cake then.

I'm just going to go do a little 'meeting and greeting' around the h2g2 community and some other Publicity Officer things that involve lots of smiley - bubbly and smiley - choc! See you soon!

Someone keep an eye on that smiley - elf!


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Post 247

Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 )


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Post 248

Calum McBain (chief Procurement Officer and opener of the mail to the Black Hole Escape Committee)



MMMMMiiiiinnnnneeeeee!


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Post 249

Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much)

Hey! Leave some for everyone else



Can anyone make a birthday banner?


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Post 250

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

As I've managed to wake up before lunchtime for a change I thought I'd pop in and put up a few birthday balloons and streamers.

I've also made a 10ft banner that says "Happy Birthday PeeJ".

Oh and if PeeJ pops in before tonight, can someone wish him a very Happy Birthday, give him a BIG birthday kiss smiley - kiss, make sure he gets really smiley - drunk and that he gets the smiley - gift I bought him.

P.S. Tell him h2 said Hoppy Bithday (her spellings not too good but then she's only little!)


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Post 251

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

< After a hard morning programming, Peej enters the bar (given up calling it a committee room now) in search of a lunchtime quickie, notices all the trimmings and the sign etc.. >

Aww, *sniff*, thanks you guys *sniff*, that's so sweet *sniff*

< Wipes tears away with corner of his towel and helps himself to smiley - stout and smiley - donut from the bar. Crashes out on sofa and awaits big birthday snogs and prezzies >


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Post 252

Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 )



Afternoon Peej, Happy Birthday. 6.48 asked me to give you a smiley - kiss but if you don't mind I won't bother.


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Post 253

Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much)



Hiya PeeJ!

Happy Birthday!


Sorry I can't oblige you with a lunchtime quickie but I've got a few things to do for tonight errr.. I mean ... the next meeting.


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Post 254

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges



Hello PeeJ. Did you get the smiley - kiss I sent you?

No?

Oh well, wait until Bob's gone and I'll make up for it smiley - winkeye

It is your birthday after all!

Isn't it about time you got back to work though?

We've got a few things to organize for tonight.


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Post 255

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

Thanx for all the smiley - hug and smiley - kiss !

smiley - loveblush


And thanks for not smiley - kiss ing me Bob smiley - biggrin

And, 6, I do believe that I have given up on doing any more work today. Servers been up and down all day, I feel smiley - headhurts and smiley - steam and I need a smiley - stout, followed by more smiley - stout and some of mda's cocktails, followed by smiley - drunk and possibly smiley - hangover, although hopefully smiley - smooch

< Peej collapes exhausted after typing so many smilies >


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Post 256

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges



Here's some to keep you going.

Do you think Bob's looking



smiley - kisssmiley - hugsmiley - smooch

I'm really sorry but your smiley - gift seems to have been delayed by my postman. smiley - cry


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Post 257

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

< Peej gratefully accepts smiley - stout, smiley - kiss, smiley - hug and smiley - smooch >

That's okay about the smiley - gift, had a great card & piccy through the mail this morning. smiley - winkeye

< Peej continues to sup smiley - stout >


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Post 258

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

Glad to here you got my card.

Are you popping in later tonight?

We've got an important 'meeting' at 8.30pm


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Post 259

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

Yes, I believe I will be around at that time, just as long as it *is* important.

< sups more smiley - stout, fiddles with towel >


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Post 260

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

Why are you fiddling with your towel? Or shouldn't I ask.


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