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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 3, 2002
< Stops waving his arms about and jumping around in a pathetic attempt to look hip and froody, comes in for a slowey.. >
Everything I dooooo
I dooo it foooorr yoooooou
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Calum McBain (chief Procurement Officer and opener of the mail to the Black Hole Escape Committee) Posted Mar 3, 2002
The sound of snoring from behind the bar is onclusive proof that CM is asleep.
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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Mar 3, 2002
I'm really sorry to interupt but we need a committee decision. Peet the pedantic policeman has applied for the position of engineer. He comes highly recommended etc. All objections to be with the chairperson by 10am GMT
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Mad Dog Arnie ( Official Chief Bartender and secondary shouter of order to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 3, 2002
* Pops up from behind the bar with a big book of cocktail recipie's *
Hello all ! Oh, there's no one here 
* Goes over to blackboard, writes 'Cocktail Night' in big letters on it and places board above the bar *
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Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) Posted Mar 3, 2002
Can you make a PGGB?
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Mad Dog Arnie ( Official Chief Bartender and secondary shouter of order to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 3, 2002
* Leafs through big book of cocktails. *
Um no, haven’t got that one in here, I can make you a Peach Bunny if you like !
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Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) Posted Mar 3, 2002
What! You can't make a PGGB! I have to go and find a bartender who can
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 3, 2002
One 
, a
and a 
please MdA.
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Mad Dog Arnie ( Official Chief Bartender and secondary shouter of order to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 3, 2002
Hello 6, It's cocktail night tonight, could I interest you in a screaming orgasm ?
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 3, 2002
Can I just have an 
with an umbrella and a slice of lemon.
Has anyone got a multivitamin tablet?
I think all this alcohol is bad for my 
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Mad Dog Arnie ( Official Chief Bartender and secondary shouter of order to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 3, 2002
Bad head is it 6 ?
Here you go, have a non alchoholic 'Orange Cherry'
* Pours a glass of adds 2 tsp of Maraschino cherry juice, a slice of orange, and a cherry. Pops an umbrelly and curly straw in the top *
Here you go, enjoy.
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 3, 2002
< Peej Enters >
Hello 6, you have an ?
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Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) Posted Mar 3, 2002
*Bob re-enters room carrying a large blue *
I found a decent bar that serves PGGB 
I think 6.48 has an problem, that's as in National Service
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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Mar 3, 2002
Good evening all.
Should we have some sort of policy regarding 's in the bar?
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Mad Dog Arnie ( Official Chief Bartender and secondary shouter of order to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 3, 2002
Hello chair. I don't mind 's at the bar as long as they dont start singing stupid songs.
Can I get you a ? It's cocktail night.
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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Mar 3, 2002
O.K. You've twisted my arm.
I'll have a large PMS - easy on the ice.
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Mad Dog Arnie ( Official Chief Bartender and secondary shouter of order to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 3, 2002
* Looks up PMS in the guide, with no success, splashes random spirits into a cocktail shaker, throws it around a bit like Tom Cruise in 'Cocktail' and pours into a glass. Adds umbrelly and curly straw *
Here you go chair, .
So, how are you this fine evening ?
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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Mar 3, 2002
What is this? Are you trying to get me drunk again?
<Chair digs out a very tatty and worn copy of the Celestial Home Care Omnibus and opens it at a chapter entitled 'cocktails'.
It reads "PMS
Equal parts of; Cranberry & Orange juice
Serve over ice in a Highball glass">
Here PeeJ, this might help.
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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Mar 3, 2002
What's that noise
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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Mar 3, 2002
And I don't know why I keep getting your name wrong. 
You will forgive me won't you 
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- 201: Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Mar 3, 2002)
- 202: Calum McBain (chief Procurement Officer and opener of the mail to the Black Hole Escape Committee) (Mar 3, 2002)
- 203: Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) (Mar 3, 2002)
- 204: Mad Dog Arnie ( Official Chief Bartender and secondary shouter of order to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Mar 3, 2002)
- 205: Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) (Mar 3, 2002)
- 206: Mad Dog Arnie ( Official Chief Bartender and secondary shouter of order to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Mar 3, 2002)
- 207: Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) (Mar 3, 2002)
- 208: 6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges (Mar 3, 2002)
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- 210: 6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges (Mar 3, 2002)
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