h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Can we adjourn until tomorrow?

How long do I have to wait to get a in the morning?

It's always the same at weekends.

You lot drink yourself silly and then when I get up early to try and get some planning done I can't even get a !

< Peej stirs from behind blackboard, where he's made some kind of 'nest' thing out of his towel >

Mornin' chair, have a good time last night?

Who's in charge of ? I only have .

Good Morning PeeJ!

Nice to see someone else is alive this morning.

I think might be 6's job but she's still sulking

6.48 came running through here last night, looked a bit I'll, last I saw of her, she went that way.

< Points towards the ladies toilet >

Here, I've made , have one.

Cheers.

Did anyone ever find a kettle. It's the only way we'll stop 6 from sulking.

Any chance of a ?

You make great coffee.

Nope, no , think that damn fish yoinked them all and flapped off.

I have though.

Actually, think I'll just nip out to Asda. I shall return later with and a kettle for 6 if I can find one.

< Peej exits in search of local supermarket >

Sorry, but we can't escape on a Saturday. I've had to take a Saturday job in the supermarket pharmacy to support my habit er sorry that should have been to finance the escape (and pay for the etc)

I'm going now because PeeJ's offered me a lift and he needs my discount card for the shopping.

Back later

< Peej staggers back in with several over stuffed Asda bags >

Whoopee, I have supplies. Plaenty of , , and !

I got chalk, pens, paper and hemlock.

I even found a shiny new kettle for 6.48 !

There's some kind of god-awfull stain in the back of my Mini, anyone know about that ?

< Peej slumps down in a big sofa that has previously gone unmentioned and scoffs >

Pass the round then

Hello Bob, everyone appears to have sneeked off, apart from PeeJ who seems to be asleep on that sofa over there.

He went out earlier and brought back 's, so help yourself.

We now have a kettle if you want to make !

Hey making the tea was my job!



Any left?

My feet are killin' me



Any chance of a glass of wine?

Hi 6! You look knackered, here, you put your feet up & let me get you a .

< goes over to bar & pours and a >

Here you go,

< produces from under his towel & crashes on sofa >

Have a also.

PeeJ, I hate to be ungrateful but this has towel fluff on it.

Could you get me another.

Glad to see we got the supplies in.

You'll be pleased to know that after an 8hour shift at A**a I have £18.38 to add to the escape fund.

< Peej takes back from ungratefull A**a employee, brushes fluff off it and takes a bite >

Wow, as much as that, well as official treasurer, I think *I* should be looking after that. < yoinks £18.38 & pockets it >

My, you drank that fast, let me get you another.

< wonders over to the bar, pours another and opens a fresh packet of 's >

Here you go then.

< Hands 6 and fresh, non fluffy >

Lovely and a very tasty .

You wouldn't believe the day I've had.

I nearly went and helped myself to those little tablets we have to lock away.

Owww my poor feet.

I should never have worn these heels.

And the checkout manager kept looking at my legs as if he'd never seen me wearing a skirt before. (Probably because he hadn't)

I even had a customer complain because I coughed over her change.

PeeJ can I have another

My, you're knocking those 's back quick, Think I'll join you.

< Goes to bar, grabs a couple of bottles & returns. Pours 2 x >

Here you go, just relax & tell me all about it...

< starts to massage poor 6's swollen feet >

Hi everyone. Any chance of a ?

Any crisps?

and I've nearly finished my

Could you just rub my knee. Thats right, the left one.

Oooo. that's better.