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Post 181

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

< Hides towel smiley - nahnah >


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Post 182

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

Sorry, nobody said anything about crisps, got smiley - cake.

< returns his attention to 6's knee, the left one, that's right isn't it ? >


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Post 183

Calum McBain (chief Procurement Officer and opener of the mail to the Black Hole Escape Committee)




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Post 184

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

Yes, the left one that's right.

PeeJ, could you kindly remove your towel from underneath my t-shirt.

I wouldn't mind only it has all kind of goodness knows what on it and I don't think I want it stuck under my nether garments.



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Post 185

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

< retrieves towel, hides it somewhere else >

Sorry, thought it would be a good place to hide it, no one would *ever* look up there.

Wait a sec ....

< pulls towel out from underneath 6's t-shirt *again* >

Hang on, what did I pull out first time ?


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Post 186

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

I've got a bit of a cold a I need something to wipe my nose on


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Post 187

Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much)

Is the bar open?

Do we need an adjournment or shall we just carry on with the agenda?


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Post 188

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

Err Hello Chair. Good Evening. I wasn't expecting to see you this evening

Have a smiley - donut and some smiley - bubbly


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Post 189

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

Hello chair, could you possibly explain the rather unpleasant stain on the back seat of my Mini ?


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Post 190

Calum McBain (chief Procurement Officer and opener of the mail to the Black Hole Escape Committee)



I think we may be interupting some sort of courtship ritual here. I was hiding behind the bar and PeeJ keeps putting that towel up 6.48etc's A**a uniform rugby shirt.

Perhaps you and I ought to go and drink our smiley - ale in PeeJ's mini


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Post 191

Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much)

perhaps the smiley - stout leaked........

smiley - biggrin


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Post 192

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

No, I know what smiley - stout stains look like < waves towel as proof >

Think mda knows something about it but we havn't seen him since last night.


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Post 193

Calum McBain (chief Procurement Officer and opener of the mail to the Black Hole Escape Committee)

He appears to be behind the bar in an unconcious state. Shall we wake him?


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Post 194

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

Where did he go last night with the chairperson?


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Post 195

Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much)

Did anyone realize we're out of smiley - stout



smiley - run


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Post 196

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges



Anyone for sex on the sofa?


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Post 197

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

smiley - ok


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Post 198

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges



This should get us more into the mood for cocktails....


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Post 199

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

Hmmm, more smiley - bubbly please, fancy a bop, young 6 ?

< Peej starts to grove his funky stuff to the beat of Brain Adams >


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Post 200

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges



O.k lets bop...


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