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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Mar 1, 2002
MdA get the 
on ice.
Can we get on with meeting whilst we wait for it to chill
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 1, 2002
Yippee, we just managed to beat Get out of my ears to 100. They're still on 99.
A glass of if you please Mda
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Mad Dog Arnie ( Official Chief Bartender and secondary shouter of order to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 1, 2002
Okay, celebrations all round then, hang on I’ll put a bottle of on ice, meanwhile, everyone can have a 
Whee, 
’s too ?
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Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) Posted Mar 1, 2002
Who says we've achieved nothing?
*looks back over several pages of the notebook*
Oh, I see what you mean!
Anyway I think this deserves 
as well as
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 1, 2002
< Peej slumps down and wraps his towel round his head >
Nooo, I can’t take another postings war, it was bad enough in the ‘Questions Only’ vs ‘Thingiets’ battle of ‘02
Can’t we just get down to the business of escaping, and THE PLAN ?
< starts to wimper into his 
>
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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Mar 1, 2002
We're still trying to get through the equipment and planning part of the agenda.
ANy other suggestions for equipment?
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Edam Cheese (Official Spell Checker and Cheese Advisor to the Black Hole Escape Committee) Posted Mar 1, 2002
I'll need a subscription to universal cheese monthly, a new dictionary, a hedgehog and some cheese.
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 1, 2002
Well, are we escaping for good? Or are we coming back some time in the future?
If we're not coming back, I'll have to nip out to turn my lights out and grab my spare towel.
We still need some sort of transport. Has anyone got a van or something? One of those old VW campers would be perfect...
< sips , munches on >
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 1, 2002
I'll need a large enough supply of my regulation medication to keep me sane until we get to where we're going.
If we leave before the 5th we'll all need balloons and streamers.
Do you think we'll be there by Easter? We might need some easter eggs and a few cute fluffly bunnies and chicks
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Calum McBain (chief Procurement Officer and opener of the mail to the Black Hole Escape Committee) Posted Mar 1, 2002
I think I'll just pop out for a minute...
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Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) Posted Mar 1, 2002
Where's he going?
And what's with the ballons and streamers? Are we having a party? I like parties, you get 
and 
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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Mar 1, 2002
I think we'll use PeeJ's mini. It'll be a bit of a squeeze but I'm sure it'll be fun.
Can someone call a 
for 6.48etc I think the medication's wearing off.
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 1, 2002
< Unwraps towel from head, sips >
I don't think we'll make the 5th at this rate. We've spent two days discussing the and situation.
Better aim for Easter, we could all disguise ourselves as bunnies.
Edam, we all know your an expert in the way of the edam hedgehog, how are you with bunnies ?
< finishes off , wonders back to the bar >
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 1, 2002
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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Mar 1, 2002
ORDER!!!
We haven't got as far as discussing the date yet.
Are we all agreed that we go in PeeJ's mini?
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Calum McBain (chief Procurement Officer and opener of the mail to the Black Hole Escape Committee) Posted Mar 1, 2002
[Door opens and staggers Calum with some heavy barrels]
I'm back and i've got some
Is that enough?
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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Mar 1, 2002
I have just had a memo from a Mr Moose who would like to apply for the position of navigator. I've asked him to pop in some time.
I may be out when he calls in.
Don't forget to ask him if he can read a map (although this isn't a necessity) and what his preference is as far as 
is concerned.
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Mad Dog Arnie ( Official Chief Bartender and secondary shouter of order to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 1, 2002
Yipee ! Supplies !
Just stick 'em round here behind the bar, that should last us till the end of the meeting at least.
Anyone want some or ?
Does anyone want me to shout 'ORDER! ORDER!' yet ?
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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Mar 1, 2002
As secondary shouter of order you get to shout Order at any time as long as I've just shouted Order.
Calum, can you put some of those barrel into the boot of PeeJ's mini?
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Calum McBain (chief Procurement Officer and opener of the mail to the Black Hole Escape Committee) Posted Mar 1, 2002
What? I've just got them from ther...Oh alright I'll put them bac..in the boot then
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- 102: 6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges (Mar 1, 2002)
- 103: Mad Dog Arnie ( Official Chief Bartender and secondary shouter of order to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Mar 1, 2002)
- 104: Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) (Mar 1, 2002)
- 105: Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Mar 1, 2002)
- 106: Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) (Mar 1, 2002)
- 107: Edam Cheese (Official Spell Checker and Cheese Advisor to the Black Hole Escape Committee) (Mar 1, 2002)
- 108: Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Mar 1, 2002)
- 109: 6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges (Mar 1, 2002)
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