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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Feb 28, 2002
And as such, a useful and valued member of the escape committee.
Just as long as he’s not one of *them* is all….
Anyone got a Schaumgummiring ?
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Edam Cheese (Official Spell Checker and Cheese Advisor to the Black Hole Escape Committee) Posted Feb 28, 2002
Is it the Babel Fish we're escaping from?
Hey MdA another drink over here please?
Have we got a navigator yet?
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Feb 28, 2002
< Whispers, so as not to arouse the suspicion or wrath of the chair >
I *don’t* know.
< sips 
>
*are* we escaping from the Babel fish ? They’re quite useful sometimes
you know…
< Pours himself another as MdA seems to have passed out behind the bar, underneath a pile of empty bottles and half eaten 
’s >
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Feb 28, 2002
I think I may have found a navigator - we just need to sit and wait and see if he fancies joinging the escape committee.
Hey had MdA passed out?
Medic!!!
Damn - we forgot to get a doctor
How can we have an escape committee without a doctor ot nurse or something?
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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Feb 28, 2002
Can we get on with the PLAN now?
Have we all finished pointing out the shortage in committee members?
Actually a doctor would be good, especially if they know of any good hangover cures...
Can someone get me some 
from the bar?
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Feb 28, 2002
< Peej takes out his towel, with a quick flick of his wrist attaches one end to an overhead beam, then swings on it, Tarzan style, over the makeshift bar, landing on the other side >
Looks like MdA’s out for the count, could one of you ladies put him to bed please? I’ll take over on the bar.
What is it, a 
for you chair ?
< pours for the chair, pours himself another >
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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Feb 28, 2002
Actually I'll just have a please PeeJ
The thought of a stiff drink at this time of night is too much for me
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Feb 28, 2002
< Pours for the chair, staggers around a bit trying to focus on the pump, grabs hold of it and pours himself another >
Where's my towel ?
< see's towel dangling from rafters, waves arms about in a foolish attempt to retrieve it >
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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Feb 28, 2002
Meeting adjourned let us reconviene at 10am GMT Tomorrow
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 1, 2002
< Peej wakes up from behind the blackboard, where he spent the night curled up with his towel, stumbles over to the kettle and makes himself a 
.
Notices MdA and the Chair unconscious in a rather uncompromising position behind the bar. >
Anyone else want a ?
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Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) Posted Mar 1, 2002
< Bob wakes up, wondering where he is >
Hey, where am I? Oh, is that ? Yes please, with ten sugars this time of the day
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 1, 2002
Isn't making the my job?
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 1, 2002
< Hands Bob a steaming hot >
Here you go Bob, have a also.
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 1, 2002
Morning 6.48, have a .
< Nods head in direction of the Chair & MdA behind the bar >
Wonder what happened to *them* last night ?
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Calum McBain (chief Procurement Officer and opener of the mail to the Black Hole Escape Committee) Posted Mar 1, 2002
Hiya, I've been led to understand you need some more members of you committee.
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Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) Posted Mar 1, 2002
Morning 6.48, I don't *want* to know what they get up to! What happened after I fell asleep?
I got as far as appoint mda chief bartender etc, but there's nothing in the minutes after that 
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 1, 2002
Morning Calum, have a , and I think 6.48 is in charge of the .
You'll have to wait for the Chair to wake up, got a bit carried away last night and is asleep behind the bar with MdA.
Would anyone like a suck on my towel ?
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Calum McBain (chief Procurement Officer and opener of the mail to the Black Hole Escape Committee) Posted Mar 1, 2002
What flavour is it?
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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Mar 1, 2002
Good Morning everyone.
Hello Calum, welcome aboard.
We certainly do need more committee members.
What sort of things are you good at?
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 1, 2002
< Walks up to Calum, holding out towel >
Well, the green bits are full of vitamin supplements, the stripy blue bits contain glucose, and the brown stains are where I mopped up some last night.
The reddish bit is BBQ sauce.
< Hands Calum towel and looks at him expectantly >
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- 42: Edam Cheese (Official Spell Checker and Cheese Advisor to the Black Hole Escape Committee) (Feb 28, 2002)
- 43: Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Feb 28, 2002)
- 44: 6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges (Feb 28, 2002)
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- 50: Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Mar 1, 2002)
- 51: Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) (Mar 1, 2002)
- 52: 6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges (Mar 1, 2002)
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- 55: Calum McBain (chief Procurement Officer and opener of the mail to the Black Hole Escape Committee) (Mar 1, 2002)
- 56: Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) (Mar 1, 2002)
- 57: Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Mar 1, 2002)
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