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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Feb 28, 2002
Okay, welcome aboard Bob, here, have a 
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Feb 28, 2002
Would you like some 
Bob?
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Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) Posted Feb 28, 2002
< Takes and eats it >
Do you do 
as well?
< finds empty chair and jumps up. Reaches behind a fin and produces a notebook and pencil larger than himself >
Okay, let's begin
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Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) Posted Feb 28, 2002
for the , anyone got a straw?
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Feb 28, 2002
< picks up suspicious towel, and with a theatrical flourish, produces a 
from underneath it >
Hmmm hmm hmmm hmm…..
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Mad Dog Arnie ( Official Chief Bartender and secondary shouter of order to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Feb 28, 2002
Evening all, I hear you're planning an escape, and and might be involved.
Mind if I sit in?
I brought some 
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Feb 28, 2002
Sure, take a seat, but mind my towel.
< offers >
The meeting will be starting any secound...
< sips >
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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Feb 28, 2002
You are very welcome Mad Dog Arnie.
We need all the help we can get.
Glad to see you've brought your own
Now, what job do you think you might like to do?
We've already got a secretary, a quartermaster, a treasurer, a teamaker, a cake keeper, a cheese advisor, a spell checker, a translator and a chairman but we're open to suggestions.
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Mad Dog Arnie ( Official Chief Bartender and secondary shouter of order to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Feb 28, 2002
Um, let me see
Could I be the one that shouts ‘Order! Order!’ or is that you ?
I *have* brought a plentiful supply of and , so I could tend the bar if you like.
And just 'MdA' will be fine...
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Edam Cheese (Official Spell Checker and Cheese Advisor to the Black Hole Escape Committee) Posted Feb 28, 2002
Sorry I'm late everybody.
I don't suppose I could have a 
I don't do tea
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Feb 28, 2002
Shouting order is definately the job of the chairperson.
Couldn't MdA be Chief Bartender and secondary shouter of order?
Get the 
ready!
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Mad Dog Arnie ( Official Chief Bartender and secondary shouter of order to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Feb 28, 2002
Well, I’m not an official bar keep yet, but here have a large
My that’s a large dictionary you have there…
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Feb 28, 2002
< Finishes off wonders over to MdA's makeshift bar and props it up >
I'll have a large please !
Anyone else want one ? Bob ? 6.48 ? Chair ?
Here you go Edam, you Gorgeous cheesy person you, have a , go on, its got chedder in it...
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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Feb 28, 2002
Congratulations Mda you are hereby appointed Official Chief Bartender and secondary shouter of order to the Black Hole Escape Committee.
Now we will have a short adjournment whilst you practise your new role. Drinks all round please. Make mine a .
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Mad Dog Arnie ( Official Chief Bartender and secondary shouter of order to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Feb 28, 2002
Phew, okay here you go, for the chair, for Peej, for the lovely 6.48, Dont know what Bob wants, so here's an and a staw for the fishy one. And another for Edam.
I'll have an and a quite lie down...
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Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) Posted Feb 28, 2002
mda, I prefer or , good for dunkind in, but this will do for now.
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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Feb 28, 2002
Okay, I would like to bring this first meeting to some kind of order, if at all possible. First of all I would like to formally welcome all the new members who have joined us today, along with all the , , , and you have all brought.
If I could draw everyone’s attention to the large blackboard behind me, you will see ‘THE PLAN’
Obviously its blank at the moment, as we haven’t thought of one, but I’m sure that will soon change.
I would now like to open the floor for a general question and answer session relating to ‘THE PLAN’
Large over here please MdA.
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Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) Posted Feb 28, 2002
I have a question. What are we escaping from?
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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Feb 28, 2002
Well, that’s what we are here to decide, at the moment we are not escaping from anything *specific*, one of the purposes of this meeting is to determine the existence of something to escape from, decide how best to achieve this escape through the use of several cunning plans, and then execute the escape with military precision.
During this time, I will draw complicated diagrams and charts on this blackboard behind me.
Here, you’re not one of *them* are you ?
< eyes bob suspiciously >
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Feb 28, 2002
Mr Chairman,
you are aware that bob is a .........
***Babel Fish!***
Key: Complain about this post
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- 21: Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Feb 28, 2002)
- 22: 6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges (Feb 28, 2002)
- 23: Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) (Feb 28, 2002)
- 24: Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) (Feb 28, 2002)
- 25: Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Feb 28, 2002)
- 26: Mad Dog Arnie ( Official Chief Bartender and secondary shouter of order to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Feb 28, 2002)
- 27: Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Feb 28, 2002)
- 28: Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) (Feb 28, 2002)
- 29: Mad Dog Arnie ( Official Chief Bartender and secondary shouter of order to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Feb 28, 2002)
- 30: Edam Cheese (Official Spell Checker and Cheese Advisor to the Black Hole Escape Committee) (Feb 28, 2002)
- 31: 6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges (Feb 28, 2002)
- 32: Mad Dog Arnie ( Official Chief Bartender and secondary shouter of order to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Feb 28, 2002)
- 33: Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Feb 28, 2002)
- 34: Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) (Feb 28, 2002)
- 35: Mad Dog Arnie ( Official Chief Bartender and secondary shouter of order to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Feb 28, 2002)
- 36: Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) (Feb 28, 2002)
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