A Conversation for The Church of the Holy Tail - Marching for Jack
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted May 15, 2002
*Puts a cigar in his mouth and lights it*
Now /this/ I've gotta' see! 
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted May 15, 2002
Um ... 
PS You and Wargamer can leave the room - I'll tell you if the machine does what it's was invented to do. Now if you'll just close the door behind you when you leave...
*A low nuclear hum is heard as Michele turns the machine on. She steps into the "de-virginizer booth", Attaches all of the receptors, straps herself into the leather covered body rest, slides the door shut and pushes the "De-Virginize" button. The low nuclear hum becomes a nuclear growl, theres a blinding flash of light, A "yelp" is heard from inside the booth, 
smoke comes out of the back of the machine and then all is quiet...* suddenly a loud cry is heard from inside the booth:
!!!WOOHOO!!! It worked!!! 
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted May 15, 2002
Vestigial Virgin Beach here I come!!! 
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted May 16, 2002
Now that wasn't quite the test *I* had in mind....
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted May 16, 2002
Oh c'mon PS! You can choose the ice-cream flavour...
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted May 16, 2002
WOOHOO!!!!
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted May 17, 2002
I just wanted to double check it had worked, but we can go for ice-cream instead I s'pose
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted May 19, 2002
I don't think you're thinking what I'm thinking...
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted May 20, 2002
Is that possible???
(that you're "thinking"... Get it? )
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted May 20, 2002
What are you thinking then? And how is ice-cream involved? 
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted May 20, 2002
Maybe you should ask your parents about that...
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted May 20, 2002
Is it "sick and disgusting?" if so than PS should know all about it...
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted May 22, 2002
Um... sorry, PS...
WAIT FOR ME MICHELE!!!
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted May 22, 2002
Um... sorry, PS...
WAIT FOR ME MICHELE!!!
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 12, 2004
*wonders what you have to do to repent?*
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Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
- 61: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (May 15, 2002)
- 62: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (May 15, 2002)
- 63: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (May 15, 2002)
- 64: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (May 16, 2002)
- 65: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (May 16, 2002)
- 66: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (May 16, 2002)
- 67: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (May 17, 2002)
- 68: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (May 19, 2002)
- 69: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (May 20, 2002)
- 70: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (May 20, 2002)
- 71: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (May 20, 2002)
- 72: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (May 20, 2002)
- 73: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (May 22, 2002)
- 74: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (May 22, 2002)
- 75: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Aug 12, 2004)
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