h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

we're on a road to nowhere

And this is a strange hobby for any of us?

*NM stumbles in, cane in one hand and American "piss" beer in the other*

And what does it mean if you wear bi-focals and watch Home and Garden TV while reading a "Hot Rod" Magazine?

You're an old geezer who likes fast cars, but can't see well enough to keep them out of the nieghbors' flowerbed!

Opppss!!! Answered my own question!LOL I'll hush now!

NM

Now that was fairly strange....

Thanks.....I try!

NM

Well, I haven't been able to see since I was, like, 9. So I don't think that counts.

And anyone who likes fast cars has automatic admission to youth!

And I'd rather NOT shave my head.

why not? it would certainly make buying alcohol a lot easier on you, Fenny. They'd either think you quite old, crazy, or sick. Either way you'll get it, out of stupidity, fear, or sympathy

Yeah, but it'll make getting it for free a lot harder....

(drift)

(drift)

Since when has a candle cost $6? Now honestly!

Purple monkey dishwasher

Purple Monkey Dishwashers cost $6!!! Where can I get one? My Purple People Eater has been after one for ages.

!!!!WWWWHHHHEEEEE!!!!!!!......YYYYEEEEEHHHHAAAWWWW!!!!

Now THAT was a drift!!!LOL

NM

You sound like you have just explosively decompressed. I do hope not, as it will ruin the carpet!

And the clubhouse dues have not been collected. I am unsure as to weather we have the funds to clean the carpets. The bar tab alone is rather amazingly huge.

*I'm in the mood for drifting,
and for drinking,
lots of lovely beer tonight.

Drifting, drifting,
Doo do de do babe*

*I'm going to drift the whole night through*

Damn, I can't remember how the song goes now. It's driving me ever so slightly strange trying to remember. I have the horrible feeling I will be hunting Nolans websites before the day is out. Help me!!!!