h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Then in walks Lemmie of Motorhead fame - his t-shirt draped over his frame - taughtly stretched across his chest like the retractable cafe at the Birnmingham NEC. He then tilts his head up to reach the microphone that is too high - With hair swept back revealing the spot that sticks out of his face like the Ailsa Craig rock out of the Firth of Clyde.

Then, accompanying the bleeding-nosed head bangers nocking their heads in the bass bins, he blurts out

"HUYUNNN AHH AYOOF SPAYY NNGHHERRIII"
"HUYUNNN AHH AYOOF SPAYY NNGHHERRIII"

etc.

Well I see I've missed a lot here.

'Nonnie

So Nonnie, are you just randomly visiting old forums to make people crazy?

Sounds like a good habit to get into. hmmmmmm... Looked up the Very First Forum that I posted too. Wow the place has changed, just a bit, in that time.

Lots of change, yes.. Some good, some not, but change is inevitable and the refresher of... Oh my.. that's too philosophical for a topic drift forum...

Jimi: Yes.. How am I doing?

'Nonnie

*gibbers*

Whoop, whoop, whoop!!!

Get on wit yo' bad self!

I notice everyone on this thread is older but thankfully not wiser

Are you calling me old? Eh? You wanna start something?

*quickly decides to snag the four gray hairs shooting out of Fenny's scalp before there's an ºissueº

oº0O

Loony, with an angelic look on his face, types, "Who me? Never?

You know what's AWFUL? I *do* have a very thin line of white hair behind my right ear. It frightens me. A lot. I am NOT old. I am NOT! I don't watch Home and Garden TV!

As they used to say on "I Love Lucy", hair dye covers a multitude of sins

I have white hair too! Nothing that a little bit of highlites won't cover

And a shaved head does the same

simulpost?

Seems to be!

And what is wrong with Gardening programs? Watching other people work is always very therapeutic (sp?) I find.

But to admit that you watch them on the telly is a sure sign of old age!

*bows before Nonnie's thread resurection powers*

WOW!!