h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We've actually just finished singing that entire song in the Kareoke lounge.

Red Bus to Shepherds Bush.

Gawd 'elp us, we've been invaded by Bruces!!!

(Ah, no offense, Bruce!)

Wensleydale takes Red Bus.

Sorry, I couldn't be there. Of course you wouldn't be if you heard me sing!

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Queen's Ram takes Wensleydale

I was going to attempt a Queen sacrifice, as used in Gorgonzola vs Karpov (1979). But there are too many holes in that strategy.
*Ouch* sorry.

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- TWF

The Pont-Levesque Pawn Bungi Suicide Sacrifice might be a better strategy - although I warn you I have half a Pont-Levesque in my fridge and even the half onion I left in there smells like it.

Aren' t there rules against carrying a concealed cheese on a bungy cord?

I don't think so. But it might be worth asking someone

Urm... I heard a question! here's the answer: perfectly legal

Yes, and did you know that cheese makes people happy?

Unless it's munster. (Or is it muenster? That's the real reason I don't like it.)

Beware fried bananas on toast - truly evil - even mice won't eat it

But your friend and mine, Mr. Elvis Presley, was famous...... errrrm... Notorius for having Peanut butter and banana sandwhiches..


When I was little I could never stop spelling banana.

None taken, Bruce.

The Tchaicosvsky Defense has often proved futile. Why not try it?

Bruce to Bruce #983257.

Hah, get out of THAT!

Blacktop Shepherd to Boarder Collie.

Cheeseis good. mmmm...

And wat's wrong with Descartes? I happen to think he'd make an excellent WWF member. hehe

And where is Elvis now? At the checkout at Walmart someone said. Then there are those flying Elvis's (Elvi?) - What about flinging a bunch of Elvi out of a helicopter on bungi cords? With cheese? Perhaps a troupe of French Bungi-Elvi could jump with a wheel of extra-sweaty Camembert each.

"I think therefore I SLAM!!!???"

NM

I was thinking he would be sitting there going "I think, therefore I am.... (tears off puffy shirt, screams) GOING TO KICK YER A$$ AT THE WWF 1999 BRAWL!!!"

TThen, of course, Shakespeare would counter with "To thine own self be true... BUT EVERYONE ELSE WILL BE SHREDDED AS I MAKE MY WAY TO THE TOP AT THE WWF FIGHT, 1999!!! ARRRR!"