h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A little back story on this one: When I was making Army of Evil number 13 I noticed that all the text bubbles were going to cover up the background I had semi-painstakingly drawn, so I saved a copy of the comic without the text bubbles. It can be seen in my scraps: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31172403/

Now, on various different comic forums I've seen a little game where fans of the comic rescript the comic by providing their own text and I thought I'd try that here.

The rules: Add your own text to the comic. It doesn't have to be relevant to what I insist on calling the "plot" and it doesn't even have to make any sense. It does have to be PG-13 though.

The due date will be June 10th. By that date anybody who wants to enter can link to the rescript in a response to this journal. I'll pick the funniest one on the eleventh.

Depending on how many people enter, the winner gets to request a drawing from me. A one time offer. Call in the next ten minutes and get this elephant repellant, absolutely free!

You know, after look at that for a good five minutes, I can't figure out how you made that into a story in the first place.

A little bit of luck, some elbow grease, and a pinch of pixi dust.

Pixie Dust??

What's wrong with dust??

They sell it for too much. Pixi dust is the choice of the smart consumer.

*walks off with dust falling from her pockets*

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Poo. Its past the due date. Now I've got to pick the best.

OOps forgot to put mine up. Oh well...

Due date, there was a due date? Gosh darn it all to heck! I really should read these things more carefully

You can enter the next one. Or something.

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*Yawns*

well...I aparently didn't do mine on the wrong one...as in I wrote the script to the wrong comic...but didn't edit it in...and for that matter...I wrote it without looking at the comic...

Well, I put my speech bubbles on the picture, took my 2 hours to work out what the words where supposed to be.


And now apparently it's not being judged due to lack of interest.

nah...evilclaws just lazy...he'll get to it...EVENTUALLY!......anywho...

News brief: I've narrowed it down to two entries but I'm having trouble deciding on the winner.

That will be all.

Well, that's a relief.

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