h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

it's totally me...why else would I lie about bribing him...oh...wait...shoot...I'm suppose to tell him I bribed him...then he's supposed to anounce me as the winner...and THEN I'm supposed to reveal that I lied about bribing him...shoot...stupid cronology...

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but I'm simply lieing about them...and besides...i could always remind EC that I saved his life...again...

*waits for EC to explain this*

I hear no complaining, odd.
He's not online.


And he's not on AIM.
Not since Friday.



He must be sleeping.

no...he was on aim last night...he just tends not to get online until late at night...he wakes up at aboot noonish and go to sleep at aboot 3am...

wait, are you saying that some people get up before noon and go to bed earlier than that? who are these strange daylight creatures of which you speak?

hahaha...very true...no one in their right mind does unless forced...

I've been trying to use the computer less recently. Apparently I've been driving up the electric bill.

your computer uses that much energy?

I dunno.

or is that just what has been labeled as the cause...

Nah. Ed just likes yelling. I tend to tune him out.

ah...

BEWARE KORGOTH OF BARBERIA!

I've been blamed for the phone bil, and EC's been blamed of the electric bill..

Strange huh?




WHAT ABOUT THE CONTEST????

Riiiight. I should probably finish that judging before people lose any further interest.

Yes, definetly, posativly, absolutly, uh-huh, Mmhm, Yup, rightot, yes...


In other news, *mutters about AIM*

yes...let's all mutter about AIM and evilclaws lack of being oningness...I get bored after I wake up at 2:30...I mean...hootoo tends to go dead as soon as I wake up and no one posts...my only entertainment is hitting the refresh button...

Mmm, refresh button...

Hey he's technically even later online according to me.
5 hours time whatyamacallit.

for you...he gets on about 2 or 3 am...depends of if it's daylight savings time or not...I HATE daylight savings time...it make conversion to UTC (aka GMT) so much harder...and being a meteorologist...almost all times are given in UTC...and I can never remember if daylight savings time means that you add 4 hours...or add 5 hours...sooo anoying...