h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Yar] Cool. [notes the Imperials] Is this pre- or post- Hand of Thrawn duology?

well lets see, when was the Interdictor crusier designed and built?

[Yar] YEARS before that. The Hand of Thrawn duology is the one where the Empire surrenders to the New Republic.

ohh right, thats the one with Admiral Thrawn, the blue guy, as the leader right? ok so this here is in the heyday of the Empire, when it was the most powerful. And the stormtroopers I use aren't the inept ones you see in return of the jedi, they're more like the ones in Attack of the Clones only better.




[Engineer] Sir, what are your designs for the new HQ?

*The hologram to which the engineer is talking disolves and from the Security Centre, a robotic arm reaches out with a set of blueprints and gives them to the Engineer. There is a note attached.*


I am in the Security Centre at the moment. Sorry for the confusion.

[Yar] In that case, I'm going, me being a Jedi and all. [runs away]

[OOC] what non-S*T*A*T*S personel are still here?

*Waves sheepishly*

[There's also Tron Bonne and, I believe, Sea.]

[Squad Leader] Set weapons for stun, we want them alive




isn't Tron Bonne in a Zepplin?

*alerts SM to troops' presence*

*looks round, frowns and opens cupboard*

*finds a green lightsabre*

*moves to an en guarde position, while Cleo makes herself scarce via an air vent*

[ooc] the stun setting is circular, remember in A New Hope when they capture the Princess, just to remind you

[No, she's in an airship. If you've played any even remotely RPG-ish video game, you'll know that an airship is usually nothing like a blimp except that it can fly.]

So you fired it then?



*does a forward somersault over the stun blast, rolling as she lands and bringing her sabre up to deflect any blasts,whiile she looks hopelessly for a way out*

[ooc]are you wearing any sort of armor? it will effect how the stun blasts do damage if you are.

No, no armour

*desperately tries to fend off the killing blows in preference, unfortunately laying her open for stun attacks*

*one hits her in her back and she sinks to the floor unconscious*

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*lurks in the vent, then steals away*

[Yar] [into cell-phone-type thing] Hey, dad, have you finished any of those armor sets? [gets response] Blade armor almost done? Cool. Send it in as soon as you can. [gets response] Yes, here. [gets response] Of COURSE I can handle prescision warping!!