h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK... who wants to play twister?
*falls over a potted plant*

Z: "Robbie's asked me to ask me" - so, did you ask you, and what did you answer?


I was trying to post from an iPhone in the rain. It didn't work that well.

We must have been doing *something* right, to have so many people, both old and new, join in with the celebration. New friends, old friends. It's great!

A-m-a-z-i-n-g.
How the threads exploded after the good news.
Makes me feel proud to be a part of this Community -with a capital C- and to be able to contribute to the success of h2g2, no matter how small a part.

oi! whatever anyones said about how small my part is... it was all lies... damn I'm too drunk... I oguhta go to bed...

Can one be too drunk to go to bed?

>> Can one be too drunk to go to bed?

Naaahhh... just pass out wherever you are.

yeh... too drunk to go to bed, is when you suddnely realise you've ben up drinking solidly, nonstop, without any sleep, for more than 68 hours... and I can't do that tonight... I've stuff to do tommorrow... like read all these Emails I jkeep hearing arrive in my inbox!

You are only too drunk when you lie down on the floor and have to hold on. Up until that point you are merely mellow....

Ok... someone has to ask this...

Err... which one is the floor?

You might want to use earplugs, 2Legs.

I used to know a computer technician who had his email set up to sound like a baby crying every time a new email arrived.

I've got my email set up to "ribbit" (like a frog) every time I get new email. It used to quack, but I got tired of that.

I used to have a fabulus sound effect, which I'd recorded myself... a kind of dub drop, thing, really big powerful bass/kick drum, strange descending swoop note, some very low bass guitar, and a bit of ordinary guitar, and through my little PC peakers.... ok studeo pro quality monitors at about err 700 whatts I think, it'd let me know I had an Email if I was in the pub in the next street It got a bit too daft though... so I changed it

My cellphone ring tone is Eddie Izzard telling me to answer the bloody phone. I wonder if I can get my email programme to do that.

>> Err... which one is the floor?

It's the one you land on. Unless you fall over and miss, of course.

>> >> Err... which one is the floor?
>> It's the one you land on. Unless you fall over and miss

At least you'll have somewhere soft and comfy to lie down.

I which case, don't think!

Dear All, late here in Gibraltar, where I am away on
business ( honest). I am in a hotel right under The Rock, and very
happy indeed to see the relief amongst
the Community. Very happy.

(from Texas).

Nice one Robbie