h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Atheists, eh? they're hard to generalize about. except in above statement. the devout ones are funny, though. they're easy to beat up, usually, 'cause they're so nerdy. I'm a nerd, sure, but I'm an omnipotent nerd. Now I'm rambling. *explodes* That's better.

Thanks, for adding me.

Can I be Goddess of Ulterior Motives please?

nay thou art not at all ulterior. somewhat of a motive, but not nearly ulterior. and certainly not plural, no?

Could you say that in modern English please?

Oh, pay no attention to him. He likes to play with people's heads.

skulls, thankyouverymuch. head is a euphemism.

and it's fun, so shut up.

Whatever, but I shall not shut up.

*sees someone's skull laying around, and gives it a nice swift kick*

soccer!

My name is Fenrir,the Giantwolf.(son of Odin)I Can control fire.

I also like cheese's

Cheese s are good!

cheeses are almost as cool as !
-pete

Ooooh! *drools*

So, am I in?

You gotta catch and pin down Apollo to get an answer to that. Only he has access to the pages to give you any sort of status around here.

How do us poor potential Gods and Goddess' find this mysterious Apollo then? We could use our divine powers but we're not Gods yet!

Go to his user space and leave a note that he's neglecting his duties?

I'll give it a go!

I think I would make a great Goddess, would you let me join the Pantheian?
I would be Goddess of all things Black and Shiney, or failing that Goddess of of the Solar Eclipse.

I can bring Gin?