h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Knee on Orange!

*Dissolves slugglishly. Inspects the sweeping vistas. Plods over.*

May I, Great One, be given the overwhelming honour of becoming 'the Tortoise, Goddess of Chaos, Fools, Questions, the number 7 and all those forced to Trudge'?

chin on lilac.

oops, sorry about your foot, have a rest i'm sure it will be fine.

lalala I'm a God lalala bow down before me lalala

No: because we're all god's

Except me, but I just find gods funny, and so rarely bow to them.
*gives up at twister...*

I was of the thinking that you were a god...

*giggle*
*glows with a happy mood*

-ptg

*wanders in to find a large tangle of bodies in the center of the room*

Hmm...interesting, they seem to have formed into the shape of a rabbit without noticing...Nice though, good muscle control...

Self-Paradoxical

We do our best...

...argh...

*Collapses slowly on the slippery plastic...*

I'm not a god. I laugh at gods.

I'm not a god. I laugh at gods.

Oh insane one who is not a god, you double posted

HAHA!!

that proves his mortality...

True, I /can/ die, I just don't.

*Kills him*

Well, that wasn't too hard to disprove....

How Rude

I love that phrase when said straight!