h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

fortunate, that.

so 'tis!

let's all just agree for the next week, shall we?

indeed

I think so.

Perhaps, but may I ask why?

no...no you may not

I would like to apply to become a goddess, as I am sure that being omni-present will help me to find Fish. I don't have much experience in this area, but I do have a 200 metre swimming and a grade three piano. I would like to be goddess of Fish, but since there already seems to be a God of Fish, I will gratefully accept any title as long as it qualifies me to godessly status and all the powers associated with it. Thankyou so much, and your help in the quest to find Fish will be greatly appreciated.

fresh meat!!!

he he he.

don't worry we're all perfectly sane...at the last count....

I think the more truthful statement would be you're mostly harmless... I don't see any sanity within the relm of goddess-hood (and god-hood too).

It isn't a qualification and I certainly don't hold it!

So, what's the verdict? Can I join or not?

I cannot grant your request, as i am only a minor Goddess, I'm afraid.

Okay. I'll just wait till someone with THE POWER comes along.

I'm sure you're welcome to swim around here in the meantime. Test the water, as it were.

Unless there is already of a goddess of fish... i'm almost definately sure it'll be fine: we'll just have to wait for Apollo to come back: he's gone off to buy some more fake tan for his golden thighs

Ah, those golden, golden thighs...