A Conversation for The Battle of the Gods
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Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs Posted Nov 18, 2003
*Almighty Bob appears with a "pop", sitting on the stones eating 
*
Hey, where am I? I was just watching a 
rendition of Richard the Fifth, then suddenly i'm here.
Whats goin' on?
*stretches muscle aggressively*
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Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent Posted Nov 26, 2003
If you can't tell you're at stonehenge, you're quite a ninny. The rocks are rather hard to miss.
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Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs Posted Nov 26, 2003
"Better a foolish ninny than a ninnyless fool"
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Uncle_Bob - Back In Black Posted Jan 30, 2004
*There is a hush as the coolest God in the world appears. Then after a few minutes the God of creation of all thing useless appears in a dress style not unlike the clothes Neo from The Matrix Reloaded wears*
Who want's to fight?
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Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs Posted Feb 3, 2004
"to fight, or not to fight, THAT is the question"
Answer: Fight!!!
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Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent Posted Feb 8, 2004
Wait a moment... Almighty Bob v. Uncle_Bob? What if the almighty one's my uncle? Well probably not. But what if? That'd be trouble...
Wait! the underscore! That makes it ok.
Bob v. Bob is, of course, a pun.
I mean palindrome.
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Uncle_Bob - Back In Black Posted Feb 10, 2004
*Uncle_Bob takes out his staff and slams it into the ground. Lightning Flashes accross the sky, followed by three headless chickens*
Let's get this show on the road.
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Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs Posted Feb 27, 2004
*ditto, but with knobs on*
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Uncle_Bob - Back In Black Posted Mar 1, 2004
*Rowhi' levitates five meters above the ground and calls to everything around him that is useless and two slugs, a fat free cake, and a two headed horse with one head. The above start to surrond Almighty Ben*
Let's see you get out of this, Benny Boi!
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Uncle_Bob - Back In Black Posted Aug 22, 2004
<*realizes with a shock that he is in two places at once, but since he isn't doing anything, decides he will just continue to whistle*>
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Ra - sun god Posted Sep 20, 2004
Alright.. which one of you woke me up?
* Ra, steam 
coming out of his ears, thunders into the battle area... *
* a thundering voice in the background "here comes trouble" *
* Ra inspects the frozen half Bob gods.. the almighty Bob and the uncle Bob ... bith frozen in time *
* Ra now glows, with an estimated skin temperature of around 6400 degrees Kelvin starts radiating *
* and gradually the two Bob gods start to burn .. leaving not a trace.. *
ha.. now for an 
.. this makes me thirsty
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Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs Posted Sep 22, 2004
"like a pheonix from the flames"
*Bob ,(Almighty) cralls from behind a rock*
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Uncle_Bob - Back In Black Posted Sep 30, 2004
*Uncle Bob tries to stand up out of the pile of soot he suddenly found himself in, but feeling quite dizzy, falls back into it. Amused, he starts to make Soot Angels.
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Goddess PinkFluffyDuck ruler of all things! Posted Mar 8, 2005
HERE I AM!!!
MWAH HA HA HA HA HA
*dons leather cat-suit and flexes whip*
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- 221: Ra - sun god (Nov 2, 2003)
- 222: Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs (Nov 18, 2003)
- 223: Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent (Nov 26, 2003)
- 224: Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs (Nov 26, 2003)
- 225: Uncle_Bob - Back In Black (Jan 30, 2004)
- 226: Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs (Feb 3, 2004)
- 227: Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent (Feb 8, 2004)
- 228: Uncle_Bob - Back In Black (Feb 10, 2004)
- 229: Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs (Feb 27, 2004)
- 230: Uncle_Bob - Back In Black (Mar 1, 2004)
- 231: Uncle_Bob - Back In Black (May 29, 2004)
- 232: Uncle_Bob - Back In Black (Aug 22, 2004)
- 233: Ra - sun god (Sep 20, 2004)
- 234: Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs (Sep 22, 2004)
- 235: Uncle_Bob - Back In Black (Sep 30, 2004)
- 236: chromecoveredclone (Mar 8, 2005)
- 237: Dea.. - call me Mrs B! (Mar 8, 2005)
- 238: Dea.. - call me Mrs B! (Mar 8, 2005)
- 239: Goddess PinkFluffyDuck ruler of all things! (Mar 8, 2005)
- 240: chromecoveredclone (Mar 8, 2005)
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