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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jul 18, 2001
Well... find someone to try 
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Jul 18, 2001
Any Daily Telegraph readers out there?
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Tube - the being being back for the time being Posted Jul 18, 2001
Yes! 
It's gonna be a trying time, now!
Time to come up with a snappy sentence:
Marriage is not a word, it's a sentence.
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Jul 18, 2001
Do you read the Telegraph, Tube? 
If so, you may have to be my first case...
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njan (afh) Posted Jul 18, 2001
I'm a Guardian reader, me. Although we do get the Torygraph delivered. Makes humerous reading on the mornings I feel like laughing at people to make me feel better.
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Tube - the being being back for the time being Posted Jul 18, 2001
No, not really. I read the FAZ, ZEIT and from time to time the taz and HAZ, all of which are German rags, the International Harald Tribune is as close as it gets. Still, does that qualify?
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jul 18, 2001
I read the Grauniad and when we need a laugh, the Daily Mail 
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Apollo Posted Jul 19, 2001
Hmm....I see we already have several judges. But is this just a Civil trials court?? I thought we were prosecuting criminals too?
Which is why I think you need an Attorney General
perhaps one experienced in diplomacy as an Ambassador, experienced in eloquent speaking as a poet, experience in foreign language as a MuG....
Oh!! How about me?!
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Blahdeedah Posted Jul 20, 2001
I'd like to apply for a judgeship. I'm from across the pond, which means I have no formal training in the British system of justice; instead, I'll rely on my own arbitrary and capricious sense of fair play. The fact that a Yank like me found this web-site in the first place fully demonstrates my highly-developed capacity for caprice. Plus, I always wanted to try on a wig, truth be told.
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Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League Posted Jul 20, 2001
I always say there's not enough b*****y and corruption in the judicial system...and if you elect me to your worthy ranks I would surely be able to rectify that.
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njan (afh) Posted Jul 20, 2001
"...b*****y and corruption, eh.. have you ever considered a career in the CHURCH!?..."
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Jul 20, 2001
I believe the phrase was more along the lines of 'foul-minded perversity'... in which case I wish to try Jeffrey Archer. Again.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jul 20, 2001
Far be it from me to judge anybody, but could I apply for the position of Court 
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St. tar-palantir (patron saint of left-handers) Posted Oct 16, 2002
I'd like to be a judge, on the basis that i have nothing else to do.
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Tube - the being being back for the time being Posted Oct 16, 2002
Right place to come to, then. Nothing happens here either ...
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St. tar-palantir (patron saint of left-handers) Posted Oct 17, 2002
sounds like fun...
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- 22: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Jul 18, 2001)
- 23: Tube - the being being back for the time being (Jul 18, 2001)
- 24: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Jul 18, 2001)
- 25: njan (afh) (Jul 18, 2001)
- 26: Tube - the being being back for the time being (Jul 18, 2001)
- 27: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Jul 18, 2001)
- 28: Apollo (Jul 19, 2001)
- 29: Blahdeedah (Jul 20, 2001)
- 30: Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League (Jul 20, 2001)
- 31: njan (afh) (Jul 20, 2001)
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- 33: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Jul 20, 2001)
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- 36: Tube - the being being back for the time being (Oct 16, 2002)
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