h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

LOL
i got that backwords - i think i may need some more sleep. =)
Q: What did the pig with no legs say to the pig with legs?
A: You've got legs.

"The key to all motivation broke off in the lock. Damn."

Me

i always thought infinity was light blue...

The problem we have with infinity is that we are thinking of it as a number. It isn't. It is the lack of a number. It is the idea that there is no number which is the last. So we can't do math with it.
On the other end is zero, which is a number, but mathematical operations are about quantities, and zero is not a quantity. By the way, what numbers squared produce numbers smaller than themselves?

If it takes two of you to make a complete idiot, then you must be a half wit.

Any fraction less than 1, when squared gives a number smaller than itself. The square of 1/2 is 1/4, etc.

i thing your'e all wrong, infinity is a concept, not a number, and it IS light blue, ok?

aye caramba...infinity is simply a limit...a mathematical concept that allows those silly-looking formulas to make themselves useful and do things like pay the rent, wash the dishes, and mow the grass. Remember, a useful mathematical concept is a happy mathematical concept...

OK, look, i dont CARE about mathematical concepts, i'm just saying that it's blue, OK!!!!!??!?!??!?

yes, but it's sort of a dark navy blue, perhaps with a hint of magenta thrown in for funsies...

Mmmmmm light blue ?? I always thought it was a dark, deep forbidding hint of navy ! still depends on how much youve smoked I suppose

OK a joke . "Blind man walks into a supermarket with his guide dog. Walks down the first aisle, picks up his dog and starts waving it around his head. The supermarket manager comes up and asks him what he's doing - "Just having a look round " says the blind man.

Well it made me laugh.

hehe that's a good one.

As for the colour of infinity ... I always thought it was transparent with a hint of blue.

well ok, it's a kind of REEEEEALLY light blue that it's kind of hard to tell distances in.

Whatever color it is, I've heard tell it's infinitely annoying...


(fish to the infinite power)

and infinitely UNannoying...

is this conversation finite with a pinch of salt

and one other thing, indefinite is slightly larger and a hell of a lot harder to work out than infinite, possibly

not to mention improbable...

And I have no idea what you mean... but then again... I might?