A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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Munch Dûnadan, The Technical Cynical Heifer & Actor Posted Oct 7, 2001
Well? How do we launch her? Is there a lever to pull? I'll pull it! Does it have to be launched from outside? Is it a simple process? Could I get Roke to help? RL is calling me too... 
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plato <surfer> Posted Oct 7, 2001
Ok, first, we need to form our team... I'll see if Miss Lizzy is available...
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plato <surfer> Posted Oct 7, 2001
*calls over some CPR inclined piratesses to see if they can wake Mr. Yossarian*
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Oct 8, 2001
...ok... sub is ready...
now let's not be hasty in our response...however timing is of the essence...
who is volunteering for this dangerous mission to retrieve the bowler hat from the fukenans ??
alec
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Munch Dûnadan, The Technical Cynical Heifer & Actor Posted Oct 8, 2001
I'm here Alec, and ready. Hi Floh- look, I'm a cynic too!
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tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page Posted Oct 9, 2001
*tuc see a little gathering and goes over to investigate and steps forward of the crowd enerybody looks at him. He sudenley gets the funny feeling he's just put himself forward for something*
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153745 Posted Oct 9, 2001
Not that I'm ungrateful or anything for everyone wanting to help, but I hope you all realize that with every passing moment without my bowler hat, I am dying. My hair is falling out, my muscles are deteriorating, I am not healing from my fakenun wounds, and my soul is whithering away...
I thought we only needed four people for this mission. I'm willing to be one of those four, but let's just get the hell out of the docking bay before I pass out and never wake up...
Please... 
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tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page Posted Oct 9, 2001
*tuc presses the button on his pocket a wiring noise can be heard, out of the pocket he produces a rainbow coloured bobble hat, He hands it to yossarian*
Here try this for now, it's very warm 
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tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page Posted Oct 9, 2001
*tuc presses the button on his pocket a wiring noise can be heard, out of the pocket he produces a rainbow coloured bobble hat, He hands it to yossarian*
Here try this for now, it's very warm
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plato <surfer> Posted Oct 9, 2001
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F70774?thread=145552&post=1381572#p1381572 Here it is... The hunt for Mr. Yossarian's Bowler is on!
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shagbark Posted Oct 10, 2001
A strange post has appeared on the web. flyagaric jamjar has a recipe for PENGUIN SURPRISE utterly disgusting. If you want top see it check out http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F26894?thread=139295
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 11, 2001
You are right, Shagbark. That *is* a surprise 
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Jul 14, 2002
!!What a Man !!...
ah well, that was then, this is now...
Today we have a different mission to accomplish...
!!!PAAAAAARRRRRRTYYYYY!!!
we are about to drop the anchor off the Peoples Republic of MARGARITAVILLE, 
As the coastal waters are really shallow, we need to ready one
of our flotilla of sleek landing craft to take us ashore.
*alec surveys the array of auxiliary vessels that are stacked
on racks in the lazarette, otherwise known as 'the toy cupboard'*
*selecting one of the vessels, alec enters the code into the
infinite modularity system remote command station, and hydraulically
operated arms set it down on the launching ramp*
*It is a bright orange 40foot landing craft,with water-jets and a large
flap at the front which folds down, acting as a boarding ramp.*
i think this will do, we just need to make it ready
alec.
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- 21: Munch Dûnadan, The Technical Cynical Heifer & Actor (Oct 7, 2001)
- 22: plato <surfer> (Oct 7, 2001)
- 23: 153745 (Oct 7, 2001)
- 24: plato <surfer> (Oct 7, 2001)
- 25: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Oct 8, 2001)
- 26: Floh Fortuneswell (Oct 8, 2001)
- 27: Munch Dûnadan, The Technical Cynical Heifer & Actor (Oct 8, 2001)
- 28: Floh Fortuneswell (Oct 8, 2001)
- 29: 153745 (Oct 8, 2001)
- 30: Floh Fortuneswell (Oct 9, 2001)
- 31: tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page (Oct 9, 2001)
- 32: 153745 (Oct 9, 2001)
- 33: tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page (Oct 9, 2001)
- 34: tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page (Oct 9, 2001)
- 35: Floh Fortuneswell (Oct 9, 2001)
- 36: plato <surfer> (Oct 9, 2001)
- 37: shagbark (Oct 10, 2001)
- 38: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 11, 2001)
- 39: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Jul 14, 2002)
- 40: Floh Fortuneswell (Jul 14, 2002)
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