A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
AAAAroooogaaahhh!! Dive!! Dive!!
PANAMA Started conversation Aug 27, 2001
Pulling the plugs to the bilge, retracting the masts and turning the dive planes down, we 'crash dive' into the depths to chase Captain Nemo's memories, dolphins and some assorted space junk from fallen Russian space stations.
Here we hope to encounter the legendary mermaids. If we time this right, we will arrive just in time for the floor show. Caution: there may be some nudity! Those who are easily offended should avert thier eyes or pull the shade down over the portholes. Do not be frightened by the approaching giant squid. Our galley master has big plans for him. ( Can you spell Calimari in GIANTIC letters?)
The wonders of the deep will include the phosphorescent light show. Sit back, relax. Enjoy.
AAAAroooogaaahhh!! Dive!! Dive!!
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 27, 2001
*Tips his Panama-hat*
We will, my friend, we will! 
AAAAroooogaaahhh!! Dive!! Dive!!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Aug 27, 2001
[Enter a tall, dark, and somewhat handsome person who looks like Sephiroth with Kefka's head. His name is Neo-Kefka.]
[Neo-Kefka] Eh? What's happening?
AAAAroooogaaahhh!! Dive!! Dive!!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Aug 28, 2001
[Neo-Kefka] Sure, thanks. [accepts and drinks]
AAAAroooogaaahhh!! Dive!! Dive!!
Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Aug 29, 2001
* knocks and enters *
Hi, I just thought I would stop by and introduce myself. I am Light, I run the Lighthouse Bar in cabin 13. Feel free to drop by anytime and if I am not there help youself to what ever you fancy 
I brought some 
and 
's for you too
AAAAroooogaaahhh!! Dive!! Dive!!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Aug 29, 2001
[Neo-Kefka] A sounds nice ... Er, you're Light?? [takes a step back]
AAAAroooogaaahhh!! Dive!! Dive!!
plato <surfer> Posted Aug 30, 2001
*Punches out Neo-Kefka*
SCUM! Light, don't let this guy fool you...
AAAAroooogaaahhh!! Dive!! Dive!!
plato <surfer> Posted Aug 30, 2001
*Punches out Neo-Kefka*
And Stay Down!
AAAAroooogaaahhh!! Dive!! Dive!!
Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Aug 30, 2001
*diamond-plate hatch in floor opens...enter alec,carrying several bottles...pops top, drinks contents, hands empty bottle to Mr.Plato*
'try this Mr.Plato,...i seem to remember that our friend here is rather partial to Theakstons.'
alec.
AAAAroooogaaahhh!! Dive!! Dive!!
Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Aug 30, 2001
OK, thanks Plato, I am not quite sure why, but thanks 
Hi Alec 
These hatches of yours certainly seem very useful! Can anyone use them?
AAAAroooogaaahhh!! Dive!! Dive!!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Aug 30, 2001
[Neo-Kefka] No! I will NOT stay down! [Boss battle against Neo-Kefka. When he is defeated...] [Neo-Kefka] Ack! Tally ho! [jumps down the hatch]
AAAAroooogaaahhh!! Dive!! Dive!!
PANAMA Posted Aug 31, 2001
Light, thanks for the invitation, but you would have to actually be there for me to help myself to what I fancy, if you know what I mean and I think that you do.
AAAAroooogaaahhh!! Dive!! Dive!!
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 9, 2001
He-he, my kind of girl - my kind of thinking too 
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- 1: PANAMA (Aug 27, 2001)
- 2: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 27, 2001)
- 3: Floh Fortuneswell (Aug 27, 2001)
- 4: Dizzy H. Muffin (Aug 27, 2001)
- 5: Floh Fortuneswell (Aug 28, 2001)
- 6: Dizzy H. Muffin (Aug 28, 2001)
- 7: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Aug 29, 2001)
- 8: Dizzy H. Muffin (Aug 29, 2001)
- 9: plato <surfer> (Aug 30, 2001)
- 10: Dizzy H. Muffin (Aug 30, 2001)
- 11: plato <surfer> (Aug 30, 2001)
- 12: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Aug 30, 2001)
- 13: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Aug 30, 2001)
- 14: Dizzy H. Muffin (Aug 30, 2001)
- 15: PANAMA (Aug 31, 2001)
- 16: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Aug 31, 2001)
- 17: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 9, 2001)
- 18: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Sep 9, 2001)
- 19: Floh Fortuneswell (Sep 12, 2001)
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