h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I dont think I have met them yet. I hope they will come to the bar soon. I will give them a couple of days then if I have still not met them I will go any find them to say hello! Are they passengers or do they have jobs?

Certainly do approve Hello Mr plato, nice to see you again. Can I get you an ?

Well I thought as it is Saturday night(ish)

... or Sunday morning-ish in some places ....

Woohoo! I got someone to take my place in the Crow's Nest!!! Yay!!! He seems really enthusiastic about the job and has taken the right attitude. He is lying down and enjoying the view. There is a huge Sea Serpent on the horizon, btw.

Could I have a , please? I'll buy for everybody!

Pod sips

Is that a rare Sea Serpent of the benign, "Hello, I am a Sea Serpent, please have some " variety, or is it the more common kind of Sea Serpent that ferociously and randomly attacks anything that moves?

This is all so confusing Floh has turned a serpent into some delicious sushi in the gallety, but I think that was days ago already. Oh, the weight of backlog when you can't be around as much as you really like

Someone fetch me some ?

*pours bucket of for

Thanks, Pod, you saved my life! *pins medal on Pods chest and downs a barrel of *

No probs

*Reads medal

~ Order of the commission of pirates, mercenaries, cut-throats and swab-gobblers~

To one who valiantly gave up his own in order to save another from certain madness

hip hip hooray!

For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fee-he-low!!! and so say all of us..

And so say..

*Pod stops reading*

Why thank you .

*Pulls medal out of chest*

OW!

Sits on floor and knocks back and more

*E puts out his cigerette...*

*enter alec, makes his way through the thronging researchers to the bar*

' please for mr.Pod and i, he's on his way, oh...he just saved us all by the way.

alec.

*Having out of bar in intervening time, now 's back in again*
Alec
*drinks , polishes nose*

How have you been here? I was out collecting some new plants.

Pod sips
Not much really, got attacked by a sea serpent.
Have you found anything interesting, plant-wise?

Sea-serpent? And what'll be for dinner today?

I brought some papayas in case you should have any parasites in your entrails. Also I was short of mushrooms, so I brought some of them, too.

How about sea-serpent in a reduced balsamic vinegar sauce on a bed of mushroom and papaya, with chips and beans?

Yum yum..

I'd add some shrimps and a lemon maybe.

Anybody in the galley?

No chance of sea-serpent steaks deep-fried in batter with a portion of soggy chips and a pickled egg?

Was it a big sea-serpent?