h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The sea-serpent is dinner

YUMMIE!

"The sea serpent is dinner"

And so it is!



Hmmm, some croutons would go well with the soup.

*enters and pins a note up on the message board...

For Cabin Boy 1, the new Spa and Beauty Salon for Piratesses is now open, but it is short on staff. If you know of any Beauticians or Masseurs, would you kindly point them in the direction of the Spa?
Floh is hoping some Greek boys would join the staff too, it is decorated in the style of a Greek temple.

leaves and heads for the Bar*

*strolls by, wonders what's for dinner today. Decides to beam back to RL for some chicken-seasoned garlic, red wine and tonights crucial soccergame between Bulgaria and Denmark *

In some parts of the world, Wednesday is spaghetti day.
The only question is: do you want it Neapolitan style
with lots of basil, oregano, and parsley? Or with a white
sauce and some nice seafood? Or how about con sarde
the way the Sicilians like it, with sardines, currants, and
perhaps some fennel and broccoli? Other choices are
available, too. You can have it as a side dish with
your chicken cacciatore. There are some who enjoy it with
ham and peas. Others like it as a semi-omelet (called
a frittata). Add tuna fish, mushrooms, and a cream sauce,
and it becomes tuna casserole.

Chinese lo mein is another route you could go in,
but that would add too many options...

*Walks in, faints with sudden hunger*

< to Pod with enormous pasta bowl
filled with pasta primavera.>

*tucks in*
8)
Yum yum!
The bass notes of those chickpeas make a perfect counterpoint to the song of the asparagus tips, and the way those peppers chime in on a perfect note of harmony only enhances the soaring melody of the artichokes. You have truly created a primavera worthy of Botticelli.
8)
*wipes drool from chin*

Got any bangers & mash?

It would seem that this particular party is devouring an adagio by Albinoni, Kes

Pierce, I'm still waiting for that buffet
that mixes Louis Armstrong with Dietrich
Buxtehude or J.S. Bach. At one end of the room,
there's "Do you know what it means to miss New
Orleans," while at the other, there's "Vom Himmel
Hoch." And, off in the corner, I'll be playing
ragtime piano.

A boullabaisse from Basin Street?
Served by a ?







(Forget Buxtehude, I prefer *Marlene* Dietrich... )

If we can't get Marlene (who is inconveniently dead ),
would Madeline Kahn do? Kahn did a Dietrich parody
in "Blazing Saddles."

Or Madeleine Stowe?

The motion was defeated...

(Stands by the bar, eye's shifting from side to side. Checks shoes are shiney as ever...)

'scuse me, you seen the liciense holder??

(Piercing eyes burning into the back of hte cabin boys head.....)

Can I help you ma'am?

Obviously not..

The service is terribly slow in here, isn't it?