A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Hati Posted Sep 27, 2001
I'm still alive enough to enjoy the company of young and handsome men. 
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
† - Darth - † Posted Sep 28, 2001
erm.. *hides behind one of the burly men*
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Sep 28, 2001
*sneaks up*
BOOH
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Gwennie Posted Sep 30, 2001
You woke me up there Floh! 
I don't suppose you happen to know where all the nice young men have gone, do you?
*Looks hopeful*
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
† - Darth - † Posted Oct 1, 2001
(in reply to the "BOO!") AAAGGGHHHHH dont do that
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Gwennie Posted Oct 1, 2001
Now that's what I call a delayed reaction! 
Reflexes a bit slow are they Fishy type person?
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
† - Darth - † Posted Oct 2, 2001
Fishy person? FISHY PERSON!?!?!?! I'll have you know I was famous once... well semi-famous... possibly only mldly famous in the sence people I knew, knew who I was.
any how. yeah being dead doesn't really help reactions,nor in fact does the end of free periods
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page Posted Oct 2, 2001
*limps in wearing a pair of shorts. Flexes his mucles. takes a look around Suddendley realises he's not in the gym 
*
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Gwennie Posted Oct 4, 2001
The flexing of muscles by nice young men is always welcome around here tuc, so please carry on... 
*Takes of her spectacles and gives them a clean to ensure her vision is clear*
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) Posted Oct 6, 2001
*Waking suddenly up...*
Mmmm...
Gwennie, give me this clearing thing for glasses, will you? 
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Hati Posted Oct 6, 2001
*takes her playing cards from the handbag and starts to play solitaire*
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Gwennie Posted Oct 6, 2001
Well, it appears that tuc seems to have "done a bunk".
*Wonders whether the act of removing her spectacles frightened him away* 
Never mind ladies, I have something that we can enjoy right here...
*Opens a very large box and removes a television, VCR and a selection of her old body building competition tapes*
There are some rather nice young men on these tapes, but if they're not to your taste, there are also some old "Chippendale" tapes here too. 
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Hati Posted Oct 6, 2001
I'm in!
*opens her handbag and takes out a bottle of whisky*
Let's go!
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Gwennie Posted Oct 6, 2001
*Pours herself a 
and dims the lights before settling down with Hati to enjoy the show*
Budge up please Hati, there's a dear!
*Pushes her spectacles up her nose for good measure and sips her drink before selecting "play" on the remote*
Look at the pecs and biceps on him!
*Wipes the drool from her chin in a very unfeminine manner*
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Hati Posted Oct 6, 2001
*sips *
Maybe we should organize a bodybuilding contest for our pirates? That could be a great fun for all the piratesses.
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Gwennie Posted Oct 6, 2001
*Giggles into her drink*
I think the only body building that our chaps are capable of involves enlarging their beer bellies!
Still, it's an amusing scenario... 
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Gwennie Posted Oct 6, 2001
*Cringes at the prospect*
Yuck! Ewwwww!
*Giggles into her and consequently chokes*
We could put a notice up outside the Captain's quarters...
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The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
- 21: Hati (Sep 27, 2001)
- 22: † - Darth - † (Sep 28, 2001)
- 23: Floh Fortuneswell (Sep 28, 2001)
- 24: Gwennie (Sep 30, 2001)
- 25: Hati (Sep 30, 2001)
- 26: † - Darth - † (Oct 1, 2001)
- 27: Gwennie (Oct 1, 2001)
- 28: Floh Fortuneswell (Oct 1, 2001)
- 29: † - Darth - † (Oct 2, 2001)
- 30: tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page (Oct 2, 2001)
- 31: Gwennie (Oct 4, 2001)
- 32: Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) (Oct 6, 2001)
- 33: Hati (Oct 6, 2001)
- 34: Gwennie (Oct 6, 2001)
- 35: Hati (Oct 6, 2001)
- 36: Gwennie (Oct 6, 2001)
- 37: Hati (Oct 6, 2001)
- 38: Gwennie (Oct 6, 2001)
- 39: Hati (Oct 6, 2001)
- 40: Gwennie (Oct 6, 2001)
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