A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Dec 4, 2001
*helps her up and gives her a new 
*
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 5, 2001
*puts an old vinyl-record on the turntable. Richie Havens plays and sings:*
And who will sing love songs for you
when I am king at last
your body like a little highway shrine...
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Gwennie Posted Dec 6, 2001
Thanksh Floh 
*Throws her at the singing Pierce and misses*
Keeph shtill Piershe! 
*Staggers to her feet and launches across the room towards Pierce, misses and crashes into the hi-fi, which now plays Richie Havens tune at a faster rate*
Opsh! 
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Dec 7, 2001
*helps he up again and gives her a new*
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 7, 2001
Better give her some 
instead, Floh 
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Dec 7, 2001
I don't think that's what she wants 
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 8, 2001
I'm not sure we want to know what she *wants* 
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Dec 8, 2001
Do you want me to ask her
?
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Gwennie Posted Dec 9, 2001
Whash I wan' ishunt leeeegal Floh...
*Downs her *
Fangoovereemush Floh...
*Spins round and crashes to the floor once again*
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 9, 2001
Oh dear, oh dear, tch-tch. You'd better have them handbrakes on that zimmer frame of yours checked, MsG
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Gwennie Posted Dec 10, 2001
"MsG" Pierce? 
Thash rarver offishal init? I reshemble that remark! Hic! 
*Attempts to regain her composure and rises to a standing posture, reaches for aforementioned Zimmer frame and hits Pierce over the head with it*
Harumpsh! Hic!
Floh...Do we have any pleash?
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 10, 2001
*laughs as Gwennie starts to tilt ever so slowly because her zimmer frame is now bent*
T-I-M-M-M-M-B-E-R-R-R-R!!!! 
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Dec 10, 2001
*returns with 
*
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Gwennie Posted Dec 11, 2001
*Crashes into Floh and the on her way to the floor*
Whoopshh!
*The cup lands upside down on Pierce's head and steaming hot coffee pours down the back of his eye patch and down his neck*
Har! Har! *Hic!*
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Anonymouse Posted Dec 11, 2001
*wanders in and offers a towel (with ice wrapped in it)*
Ermmm.. what's this I hear about you firing some really.. uhm.. erm.. Oh fiddlesticks.. some d*mn s*xy st*ds? Now.. you know I was walking past and saw the sign, and I was just 
offers Gwennie another -- you know you can't hold yer liquor 
thinking about making this place my second home.. Darnit. 
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Gwennie Posted Dec 11, 2001
*Sips her *
Is that you Nonnie?
*Watches with amusement as Pierce attempts to keep the ice from slipping out of the towel and down his neck*
I never could hold my liquor. You'd think that I'd have learned by now... 
The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
Elvis Aaron Presley Posted Dec 11, 2001
Uh, permission to come aboard?
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The Female Pirates Sancturay (=The Male Harem)
- 81: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 4, 2001)
- 82: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 5, 2001)
- 83: Gwennie (Dec 6, 2001)
- 84: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 7, 2001)
- 85: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 7, 2001)
- 86: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 7, 2001)
- 87: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 8, 2001)
- 88: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 8, 2001)
- 89: Gwennie (Dec 9, 2001)
- 90: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 9, 2001)
- 91: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 10, 2001)
- 92: Gwennie (Dec 10, 2001)
- 93: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 10, 2001)
- 94: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 10, 2001)
- 95: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 10, 2001)
- 96: Gwennie (Dec 11, 2001)
- 97: Anonymouse (Dec 11, 2001)
- 98: Gwennie (Dec 11, 2001)
- 99: Elvis Aaron Presley (Dec 11, 2001)
- 100: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 11, 2001)
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