A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Started conversation Jul 26, 2001
Hm, seems it's about time we mucked out your cage again, Flint
*replaces an old copy of The h2g2 Post on the bottom of the cage with a new one*
Ah, that's better, isn't it? What should we do without the media? 
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Aug 27, 2001
*diamond plate hatch in cage floor opens,...enter alec, clutching plans and engineering drawings for the interior spaces of this mighty vessel...*
'now, according to this, i should be about...what the???????
*alec quickly produces 
and
for flint*
'lovely plumage flint...pretty boy?
alec
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 28, 2002
well, hello there - triplets! and right on hootoo's third birthday! what a coincidence! you must be so proud, flint 
what's that? the missus left you - and you are now alone with the kids? 
oh, well, i'm sure we can work something out. maybe your good friend mari-rae will lend you a hand? 
sorry about that...
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 28, 2002
BBBBBbbbbbbbbbbbbbwah ha ha ha ha ha.....
HERE is where you are lurking, you blastednogoodsmellymisbegottendusty fowl!!! 
I am going to rip your head off your puny shoulders and feed you to the 
... No, wait.. better yet. I am going to duct tape your wings down and throw you out of the Crow's Nest and see how well you can swim. Yes, that's just what is going to happen...
wait a minute. What are all those 
s doing in there with you??? 
Don't tell me you are a DAD??
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Anonymouse Posted Apr 29, 2002
Ain't it amazing what 
ies can help you get away with? So much for those plans, eh Marie? 
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recrash Posted Apr 29, 2002
<walks up to the cage, only coincidentally wearing an apron, chef's hat, and holding a skillet. drops it when he sees the chicks
eh? they've hatched? and i was so ready... eheheheh...
we-ell, these newly hatched parrots are excellent material for my propaganda campaign (surreptitiously sneaks into the cage and emerge a few minutes later. the three baby parrots now wear headsets constantly blaring, "The Doctor is a Great Guy, you should consult him every time," over and over again.>
hee hee hee. within a month that's all they'll be saying
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shagbark Posted Apr 29, 2002
Shagbark reprograms headsets and turns down volume so they no way
"Pierce is a great we should consult him every time"
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 30, 2002
*Sulking, glaring at that blasted Flint. Has an idea!!! Reprograms the headsets on the chicks.*
~Dad is a Dodo... His name is Flint... if mari-rae catches him... she'll turn him into lint~
bbbbbbbwwwwwwah hahahahaha!!!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 30, 2002
:: feeds the s raw and 
::
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recrash Posted Apr 30, 2002
"--wat'cha doin' on your back? oooh, wat'cha doin' on you back? you should be daaancing, yeah..."
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted May 1, 2002
yesssssss
*alec crows from the parrots nest*
if you give a man enough rope,
he will eventually hang himself
F32210?thread=169975&post=1976322#p1971711
alec.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 2, 2002
Oh 
, a word? Please report to my private quarters
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Anonymouse Posted May 3, 2002
peers around utoh
remotely resets headsets to "mice are nice"
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shagbark Posted May 4, 2002
you know with everybody reprogramming headsets those parrots are going to end up with a big vocabulary
.
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted May 4, 2002
*finds extra headset for shakbargs benefit*
alec.
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Anonymouse Posted May 4, 2002
flips a switch and sends the headset verbiage over the loudspeakers
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- 1: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jul 26, 2001)
- 2: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Aug 27, 2001)
- 3: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 28, 2002)
- 4: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 28, 2002)
- 5: Anonymouse (Apr 28, 2002)
- 6: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 28, 2002)
- 7: Anonymouse (Apr 29, 2002)
- 8: recrash (Apr 29, 2002)
- 9: shagbark (Apr 29, 2002)
- 10: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 30, 2002)
- 11: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 30, 2002)
- 12: recrash (Apr 30, 2002)
- 13: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (May 1, 2002)
- 14: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (May 2, 2002)
- 15: recrash (May 3, 2002)
- 16: Anonymouse (May 3, 2002)
- 17: shagbark (May 4, 2002)
- 18: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (May 4, 2002)
- 19: Anonymouse (May 4, 2002)
- 20: shagbark (May 4, 2002)
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