h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*meanwhile evil Morgas is mixing an oil to attract Merlin's attention:
20 drops of musk, 2 drops of jasmine and 1 drop of ylang ylang in a small bottle, left where the full moonlight can strike it for 3 nights.
Meanwhile she's leaving a rose petal, a small piece of crystal quartz and some powdered cinnamon in a place where the sun can see them, moving them, before moonlight can strike them.
On the 4th day she's mixing the ingredients...*

[Merlin?]
Sounds good to me.

[King Arther] **Enters**
Merlin, I fear my sister is up to one of her evil plots. I need your help to deal with her.

[Merlin]
Morgana is currently in....**Changes into a little brown imp**

[Imp Oster]
Oh I'd better get out of here!!

[Dragon's fiancée]
Okay, now that you've talked to him we can go to the church, can't we?
NOW!!!

[someone in a long black cloak]

*walks in quietly and looks around*

*leaves*

[Arthur]

* a tall re head woman walks into the room*

um excuse me but how did i get here, i was just waiting for someone outside the castle then poof i was here how strange! *see's arthur* my leige *sinks into a sweeping curtsy*

Imp Oster turns into Arthur's twin, switches their positions around a few times.

[Arthur on da left]
Hey you can't do that to me! I'm a King!

[Arthur on the right]
I didn't do anything! Your the imposter!

red headed woman: two arthurs means two curties its you the one on the left.

[Arthur on the left]
See! I told you I'm the real one!

Red headed woman= you on the right who are you reveal youre self *a flash and the imp oster appears
imp poster=how did you do that???
red head woman= i am a enchantress
how unseemley???

[Imp Oster]
NO FAIR!!

*stomps out of the room muttering obscenities which wither the plants.

*follows imposter out the room fixing the plants as she goes*

{Merlin}

* Enters his room.. quickly checks the stores of magical goods, herbs and the other equipment he keeps in the darkest corners
The room obviously is a place of strong magic, wonder and .. horror to those unfamiliar with the ancient forms of magic practiced here *

Ah.. looks like we've had visitors..

*pours himself a double scotch, falls in the comfortable chair and pages through a recent copy of the "Wizard and Dragon" magazine
after a few minutes... and then *

Red headed women = you merlin wake up i need youre help *thunder and lightening start as the red headed women gets angry*

[ Merlin]

Well, Red Headed Woman.. You of all people should know of the risks of waking a sleeping wizard..
Oh, well, what can your friendly neighbourhood wizard do to .. ermmmmm I mean FOR you?


{meanwhile a huge black cat slowly and seriously starts to dissect a grey mouse.. The mice would not like this scene; the wizard does not seem to notice}

{oh, yah.. the thunderstorm seems to come closer; frightening really,.. if you're not a real wizard that is}

well for a start Merin i am an enchantress and can defend myself against you..... I just wondered if i could borrow a spell

[Merlin]
AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.. A red headed witch.. And is it a relative of Granny Wheatherwax you may be? Nanny Ogg?
And what spell is it you would borrow? Pray tell me, and tell me your name?

i cannot tell you my name unless you grant me a wish and i am a relation of no one

[Merlin]
*frown... FROWN... I Mean .. FROWN*

hmmm.. I'll tell you what: I'll grant you a spell but be sure you know what you ask for..
There's a lot of young upstart that came to regret a hasty remark.

[grabs a out of thin air.. ]

Would you care for a drink? ? ?

red wine please
and the spell i require involves bringing my amulet back i cannot do it as the power i need is in the amulet. it was stolen by an evil duke to perform spells. please then i will regain my power. i will tell you my name.