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Merlin's tower
Mimyal Started conversation May 25, 2001
[Narrator]
Merlin stands by his potion table pondering several issues, none of them too important. Out of a crack in the wall steps a mouse, her fur brushed to shine.
[Mouse]
Merlin, it is me again.
*Merlin doesnt seem to notice the little voice*
[Mouse]
*Jumps on to Merlins robes and climbs up to his shoulder*
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Pheroneous Posted May 27, 2001
[Merlin] (Having caught mouse and eaten it)
Thats better. A mouse a day helps you work, rest and play!
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 1, 2001
[Morgana le Fay]
"Hello Merlin. Good to see you again." She holds up the corpse of a mangy orange cat by the tail. "You really should be more careful with your familiiors."
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Mysterious Stranger Posted Jun 6, 2001
[Mysterious Stranger]
*enters, carrying his unconscious lady lover in his arms*
Merlin, most revered Master Magician - will you help me revive this lady?
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 6, 2001
[Merlin]
Pours a vial of stinky liquid on the unconscious lady, who proceeds to wake up.
"She should smell bad for until her next bath."
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Jun 16, 2001
[stinky person]
~goes off to find a bathroom hoping she doesn't bump into anyone she nose~
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Mysterious Stranger Posted Jun 16, 2001
[Mysterious Stranger] *runs after lover, relieved to see her alive and well again, pinches nose* http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F68913?thread=121944&post=1058324#p1058324
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knight of Dragoon Posted Jun 24, 2001
Dragon knight)
Watch it Merlin Morgan La Fey a 
and a 
are out to get you (then Knight flys away on his dragon.
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RedfoxIII Posted Jun 26, 2001
Aha! you, you, nefarious nefariouser!
I will chase you to the ends of the earth!
(pulls out 4' long broad sword and just-finished bludgeoning bat)
Yes, I do have a grudge, in case you were wondering.
(also pulls out borrowed Reality Ray)
[Beooooooooowp]
YoU MusT StOp RuNninG! TuRn AnD fAcE Your DeStiNy!
[Beooooooooowp KTHUNK!]
(Walks away from scene, and whacks head on overhead beam he dosen't see.)
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jul 13, 2001
[Morgas]
*wearing nothing more than _very_ sexy underwear*
Hi Merlin. I have to talk to you, but first there is someone else who needs your help.
[Dragon's fiancée]
Thanks, Morgas. You can have him after the wedding *veg*
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jul 13, 2001
[Morgana le Fay, Disguised as Merlin]
What seems to be the problem?
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jul 13, 2001
[Morgas]
Sorry, Dragon, for the interruption but Merlin seems to have a problem with a sore throat.
How can I help you with this, Master?
You neeeeed some medicine *veg*
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jul 14, 2001
[Merlin] (Enters the room)
[Morgana disguised as Merlin]
It's Morganna!! She's pretending to be me to hatch a nefariouse plot against King Arthur!! GET HER!!!!!!!!!!!
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jul 18, 2001
[Merlin]
I'm the real Merlin!
[Morgana disguised as Merlin]
He, er She's the Imposter!!
{The two of them get in a fight and you're no longer sure which is the one that recently entered}
[Merlin1]
I'm going to warn the King about the Imposter
[Little Brown Imp]
Hey!! I'm Imp Oster!!! {Transforms into a duplicate of Merlin}
{Another fight ensues, and there are now three indistinguishable Merlins}
[all three Merlins] 
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jul 20, 2001
[Dragon's fiancée]
Oh boys...
I came here to find a priest to marry my fiancé and me.
But now...
Hmmm
, well, 
...
*eats two of the ing Merlins*
*burp*
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jul 20, 2001
[Remaining Merlin]
Thank you for removing the IMPosters. Now then, I must speak to Arthur. Do you know where he is?
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jul 21, 2001
[Draqgon's fiancée]
Pleasure 
But I don't no where the king is, I'm sorry.
Okay, now I help you find him, then you speak to him, then both of you come with me to the church...
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- 1: Mimyal (May 25, 2001)
- 2: Pheroneous (May 27, 2001)
- 3: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 1, 2001)
- 4: Mysterious Stranger (Jun 6, 2001)
- 5: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 6, 2001)
- 6: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Jun 16, 2001)
- 7: Mysterious Stranger (Jun 16, 2001)
- 8: knight of Dragoon (Jun 24, 2001)
- 9: RedfoxIII (Jun 26, 2001)
- 10: RedfoxIII (Jun 26, 2001)
- 11: Floh Fortuneswell (Jul 13, 2001)
- 12: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jul 13, 2001)
- 13: Floh Fortuneswell (Jul 13, 2001)
- 14: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jul 14, 2001)
- 15: Floh Fortuneswell (Jul 16, 2001)
- 16: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jul 18, 2001)
- 17: Floh Fortuneswell (Jul 18, 2001)
- 18: Floh Fortuneswell (Jul 20, 2001)
- 19: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jul 20, 2001)
- 20: Floh Fortuneswell (Jul 21, 2001)
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