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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 23, 2001
[Arthur]
*yelling at the intercom*
Can Merlin and the brave knight find there way to thw war room please?
I DON'T have all day!
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NexusSeven Posted May 23, 2001
[Gawain](laddish knight with extreme fidelity problems) *walks in*
You called, my liege?
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 23, 2001
[Arthur]
...well... YES! I called...
...where is everybody today? Merlin? Lancelot...
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NexusSeven Posted May 23, 2001
[Gawain] Cor, you sound like me missus! It's always "'Wain this, 'Wain that, where's 'Wain, blah blah blah."
Blimey! Know wot I mean? So 'whassup' then, big A?
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 23, 2001
[Arthur]
...oh.... forget it!
why don't you go on to Guin's room...
...its not like I DONT know WHERE is everybody today....
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Pheroneous Posted May 23, 2001
[Merlin]
Oooh, we have got a little strop on haven't we. You're the one dragged me up here!
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 23, 2001
[Arthur]
Oh! Right!
Well? Aren't you gonna tell me what to do?
Give me an Omen Oh Great Mage!
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 23, 2001
[Arthur]
*kicks all 372 choir boys out of the room*
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted May 23, 2001
[Observer]
The part of Arthur is clearly not being played by Gary Glitter.
[Observer's wife]
You'd have thought Merlin would have known what Arthur wanted, wouldn't you? What a cheap production this is.
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted May 23, 2001
[some Irish bloke]
got anythin that needs to be demolished 
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You can call me TC Posted May 23, 2001
[Guinevere - sounding suspiciously like Elizabeth in Blackadder]
Oh goody - are we going to have a war, Arthur? Can I choose the enemy this time?
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Orcus Posted May 23, 2001
[Gallahad]
*panting and sweating*
*kneels in centre of room, leaning on sword*
My King. The battlefield is in disarray, they have drafted in a deadly duck to thwart us, what should we do?
Also, there appears to be a bunch of Ogres at the Gatehouse.
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taliesin Posted May 24, 2001
[Ogre]*rubbing neck gingerly*
G'dye t'ye, sire. We wuz noticin' yer gates are a wee bit rusty and worn, and seein' we's in yer neighbourhood we's wundrin' if ye'd lyke us ter fix 'em up fer ye. We got a special on gates right now, we does, and it includes drawbridge and portycullys at nary penny more.
*bows respectfully*
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted May 24, 2001
[Observer]
Wouldn't you know it? As soon as there's a Bank Holiday weekend, all these adverts for DIY pop up.
*shouts* don't get your gates from ogres, they're cowboys. Get proper tradesmen in, you won't regret it. After all, the gate is the first thing visitors see, you know...
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- 1: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 23, 2001)
- 2: Pheroneous (May 23, 2001)
- 3: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 23, 2001)
- 4: NexusSeven (May 23, 2001)
- 5: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 23, 2001)
- 6: NexusSeven (May 23, 2001)
- 7: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 23, 2001)
- 8: Pheroneous (May 23, 2001)
- 9: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 23, 2001)
- 10: Pheroneous (May 23, 2001)
- 11: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 23, 2001)
- 12: Orcus (May 23, 2001)
- 13: Munchkin (May 23, 2001)
- 14: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 23, 2001)
- 15: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (May 23, 2001)
- 16: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (May 23, 2001)
- 17: You can call me TC (May 23, 2001)
- 18: Orcus (May 23, 2001)
- 19: taliesin (May 24, 2001)
- 20: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (May 24, 2001)
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