A Conversation for CAMELOT (A place of enchantment and participation)

The Grand Hall

Post 21

GreeboTCat

[Familiar]

~Leaps up and grabs the fairy~

Me going to pull off your wings unless you give me three wishes...

bwahahahahah...


The Grand Hall

Post 22

St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42

[fairy]

ok-ok...

what do you want? Don't tell me.. boots right?


The Grand Hall

Post 23

GreeboTCat

[Familiar]
Not in the lest of wondrous one... me wants...
1. A huge pile of doughnuts...
2. Flea repellent that works...
3. Another three wishes...

~grin~


The Grand Hall

Post 24

St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42

[Fairy]

oh... bollix!

*zap*
*zap*
*zap*

...now what?


The Grand Hall

Post 25

Mojophile

[Gawain] 'right all, time for the annual register of Ogres beheaded in the last financial year. I need name of good knight, number of foul ogres rendered minus one block, and authenticification. The 'ead of said 'orrible ogre will suffice in this last matter, as will any written document in the form legend or lyrical poem. Come, come now!


The Grand Hall

Post 26

GreeboTCat

[Familiar - still 'anging onto fairy]

Me got an ode.. if that will do...

An Orgre by the name of Bert
Walked around in a tatty old shirt
His Mum hit him around the head
And Bert fell over dead
So she had to bandage her hand cause it 'urt....

~Grabs a bar of soap and washed out fiaries mouth...~

Thats for saying rude words you naughty thing!!!


The Grand Hall

Post 27

St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42

0obubbleoOooo


The Grand Hall

Post 28

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

*Is thinking Camelot is a rather silly place.... smiley - winkeye*

So where is the big guy? Arthur?


The Grand Hall

Post 29

Mysterious Stranger

[smiley - vampire]

*emerging from secret passage behind stone gryphin together with witch*

Here love, youd' better have a sip of this too...

*hands the witch the bottle with red potion*


The Grand Hall

Post 30

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

*Sniffs red potion and eyes Mysterious Stranger suspiciously.*

This is just an everyday love potion... It wears off in twelve hours. Do I know you? You look a little familiar.... I'm actually more interested in that secret passage you just came out of. Where's it go?


The Grand Hall

Post 31

Infinity, Thingite Grand High Witch and wysiwyg the black cat. Please participate at A626221.South Africans to A579459

[witch]

*drinks some potion*

Be off with your suspicious looks. You wouldn't know a love potion if you saw one and you just proved it.


The Grand Hall

Post 32

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

Well, don't look my way for a few minutes if you don't mind, just to be sure.

*Hobbles over to the secret passage and peers into the dimness.*

I smell camels.


The Grand Hall

Post 33

Infinity, Thingite Grand High Witch and wysiwyg the black cat. Please participate at A626221.South Africans to A579459

[witch]

smiley - vampire do you know who this 'person' is?

Bah! be off with you nameless one!

smiley - magic
the nameless one turns into a camel


The Grand Hall

Post 34

Trinity, self-admitted geek and proud! ((1*7-7)*7+6*7=42)

[Archer]

*wanders into the Grand Hall a bit bleary eyed*


The Grand Hall

Post 35

Babel17

[Jester]
TB or not TB, that is the congestion.
Consumption be done about it? Of cough, of cough!

Haiy Thank yew! *dodges behind throne to avoid rotten fruit and veg suddenly being thrown at him, then slips out the bolt-hole....*


The Grand Hall

Post 36

NMcCoy (attempting to standardize my username across the Internet. Formerly known as Twinkle.)

[?]
Okay, now things are just getting a bit silly.
Oops, I'm not here yet!
*suddenly disappears*


The Grand Hall

Post 37

Mysterious Stranger

[smiley - vampire]

Hmmm...which way now? Let's try this way!

*heads south down the hall, hand in hand with the [witch]*


The Grand Hall

Post 38

Pheroneous

[Knight, in armour, intent on chivalry]

Any chance of some breakfast? Busy day ahead, rescuing things and having an excitement or twi.


The Grand Hall

Post 39

Mysterious Stranger

[smiley - vampire]

Breakfast? Yes, we're looking for the breakfast room too, being guests here...


The Grand Hall

Post 40

Pheroneous

[Knight, in armour, intent on chivalry]

**Grabs passing pages by ears**

Scrambled Eggs and bacon please, and hurry up about it! And coffee. And wholemeal toast. Thanks. Ohh! and you had better see what this stranger wants.

[Pages, in unison]

**Turning yellow**

(To mysterious stranger) Can I get you anything?

[smiley - vampire]

(Looking up at yellow pages) Is this the best you can do for Catering Services? (See also Outside Catering, Restaurants, Egg Supplies)


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