A Conversation for CAMELOT (A place of enchantment and participation)
The Grand Hall
Mimyal Posted May 29, 2001
The King enters
[Arthur]
My friends, the subjects of our kingdom are awaiting my advice.
[Chief Guard - calling]
// Leave room for King Arthur. Leave room for his people. //
*The nobles move down to the east side of the Hall - seating has been prepared for them - well sheilded away from the poor.*
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Pheroneous Posted May 29, 2001
[The yellow pages]
Silence, silence for the King!
(Try also: Rulers, Despots, Regal Personages)
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Babel17 Posted May 29, 2001
*3 scruffy commoners shamble forwards*
[1st scruffy commoner]
*starts waving hands around in an excited fashion*
[2nd scruffy commoner]
*nods head vigorously, looking from 1st SC to King and back again*
[3rd scruffy commoner]
My liege, these two people are the Silents you asked for, the first one gesticulating wildly asks for help on a quest of unimaginable proportions, the second is nodding his agreement. They are both deaf mutes and I am their sign language interpreter
*smiles gapilly*
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Infinity, Thingite Grand High Witch and wysiwyg the black cat. Please participate at A626221.South Africans to A579459 Posted May 29, 2001
[witch]
*reaches into pocket for a small bottle*
Here my , this dust when released will have an amazing effect on all these fools, including dear ol' Arthur.
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Pheroneous Posted May 29, 2001
[Yellow Pages] (in unison)
Silence please! Silence for the Silents. The silents speak!
(see also: Scruffy commoners, yokels, peasants)
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Mysterious Stranger Posted May 29, 2001
[]
*takes bottle from witch...*
Thank you, dear!
*unplugs it and pours out the dust, spread by dozens of s suddenly turning up, flapping their wings*
*the effect is amazing - everyone who hasn't had a drink of the red potion freezes in the middle of motion, stiff like cardboard*
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deackie Posted May 30, 2001
[Lady of Shalott]
*wanders in and sees what's happened.*
Oh, change of plan.
Ah, wise woman (and )I was wondering if I might have a word in your shell-like. I have a proposition for you.
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Infinity, Thingite Grand High Witch and wysiwyg the black cat. Please participate at A626221.South Africans to A579459 Posted May 31, 2001
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Mysterious Stranger Posted May 31, 2001
[Mysterious Stranger]
*steps into the hall with his lover asleep in his arms*
*looks around with a strange feeling of déjà vú*
*hastily retreats up stairs*
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deackie Posted May 31, 2001
[Lady of Shalott]
Yes, wise woman and . You see, I've just finished a bad relationship and it's made me realise that I no longer want to be a one dimensional stereotype and I think that you are just the woman to help me on my voyage of self-discovery to find my true, independent self. What I was thinking is a kind of Medea, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, scenario, with poisoned clothing to boot. I implore you to help me. I'm not talking full blown, hideous death stuff, but maybe a piece of armour that looks fantastic but renders the wearer hairless. Please, name your price, I'll do anything I can to help you in return.
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Infinity, Thingite Grand High Witch and wysiwyg the black cat. Please participate at A626221.South Africans to A579459 Posted Jun 2, 2001
[witch]
*stirs sleepily*
Where are we going love?
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deackie Posted Jun 2, 2001
[Lady of Shalott]
I'll do anything if you'll help me. Here, to show you I am serious, take my supply of holy hair conditioner.
*Hands golden bottle to witch*
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Infinity, Thingite Grand High Witch and wysiwyg the black cat. Please participate at A626221.South Africans to A579459 Posted Jun 2, 2001
[witch]
One moment my I see an opportunity here.
*runs quickly down the stairs*
Milady, keep your hair conditioner!
*sprinkles a little blue dust over the Lady of Shallot*
*takes a small vial from her pocket*
I have no magic armour but take this milady. Pour some over a piece of clothing or armour and the wearer shall become hairless. The dust I sprinkled over you will ensure that should I or my need your assistance you shall be powerless to refuse us your help, and should you ever attempt to turn against us in any way you shall immediately become a shrivelled up, hairless and toothless old hag with no need for hair conditioners and vanity. Go now!
*runs back up the stairs to her waiting lover*
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Mysterious Stranger Posted Jun 2, 2001
[]
Who was what?
*stuffs stiff s into sack, takes the hand of witch lover*
Now what? Do you think king Arthur's throne carries the royal magic? What would happen if we lifted him off and sat down on it ourselves?
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Infinity, Thingite Grand High Witch and wysiwyg the black cat. Please participate at A626221.South Africans to A579459 Posted Jun 2, 2001
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Mysterious Stranger Posted Jun 2, 2001
[]
*together they approach the royal throne*
*together they move king Arthur* - gently now, no bruises...
*together they step up the few stairs to the throne and prepare to sit down...*
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- 41: Mimyal (May 29, 2001)
- 42: Pheroneous (May 29, 2001)
- 43: Babel17 (May 29, 2001)
- 44: Infinity, Thingite Grand High Witch and wysiwyg the black cat. Please participate at A626221.South Africans to A579459 (May 29, 2001)
- 45: Pheroneous (May 29, 2001)
- 46: Mysterious Stranger (May 29, 2001)
- 47: deackie (May 30, 2001)
- 48: Infinity, Thingite Grand High Witch and wysiwyg the black cat. Please participate at A626221.South Africans to A579459 (May 31, 2001)
- 49: Mysterious Stranger (May 31, 2001)
- 50: Mysterious Stranger (May 31, 2001)
- 51: deackie (May 31, 2001)
- 52: Infinity, Thingite Grand High Witch and wysiwyg the black cat. Please participate at A626221.South Africans to A579459 (Jun 2, 2001)
- 53: deackie (Jun 2, 2001)
- 54: Infinity, Thingite Grand High Witch and wysiwyg the black cat. Please participate at A626221.South Africans to A579459 (Jun 2, 2001)
- 55: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (Jun 2, 2001)
- 56: deackie (Jun 2, 2001)
- 57: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (Jun 2, 2001)
- 58: Mysterious Stranger (Jun 2, 2001)
- 59: Infinity, Thingite Grand High Witch and wysiwyg the black cat. Please participate at A626221.South Africans to A579459 (Jun 2, 2001)
- 60: Mysterious Stranger (Jun 2, 2001)
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