h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

American girl has seen show. She likes it and so do her monkeys.

Can American Girl send photo?

of the monkeys or the girl? I'll send you a photo of me and my monkey. we have nothing to hide.

yeh, american girl wants to know if you want a picture of her or the monkeys too.... Proabably just the monkeys tight???not me im too normal Ive just got legs and arms and eyeballs like any other, and all the othere merchandise toooooo. But the monkeys they are the pride and joy. They love to pose for photos and im sure theyd be happy to oblige. Or you can just have AC!Ds picture, like he says he has nothing to hide, and bye the way acid if you send him one , send me one too

I'd have to use real mail, because I don't have one I can send by eel mail or internet. but I will if you'd like to eel mail me your postal address - [email protected] or [email protected]

good - o

My first tattoo was (and of course still is) of a monkey. It is cute and has a halo like the one of the cover of Doolittle, that great collection of Pixies songs that holds such a revered position amongst my tapes and CDs. (that's not why I got the tattoo though - I just thought the monkey was cool).
Have you listened to the pixies? (the band, not the little green men - of Course you listen to the little green men!!

Isn't this forum about Red Dwarf? Not that I like to be nosey of course. But my monkey says he'd pose for you all. Bye!

Nope - it's about flowers....

i thought the forum was about the color of the monkeys that fly out of me arse. Guess not. Bye the way Acid, I emailed you earlier. II have heard the pixies of course, they don't lock me up all of the time (( you know the little green men, they are s &m freeks!) Did you send out the pictures to the friend at the top of the forum??? I've been wondering...

im very happy you have a monkey tatoo also. That is a respectable trait. Very admirable. I love monkeys man. You have no idea!!!

no I didn't send this fellow my photograph because he didn't tell me where to send it.
I think he wanted to see your monkeys anyway! ! !

hmm... I see.

Yes, I think he was that kind of guy.

What colour monkeys fly out of your arse anyway??? You're real lucky to get monkeys. I usually just get poos. Must be your diet. (Plenty of fibre!!!).

With the name Schming who could doubt it:/

Schming? Sounds like the dorky brother of the bad guy out of Flash Gordon (as if Ming the Merciless wasn't dorky enough!!).
Schming, Schming I love you but we only have 24 hours to save the earth!!!!

Perhaps he is watching.......................((((Shming)) blah.

Perhaps he is on safari, searching for monkeys of his own. . .

YOu know I never thought of that, perhaps he is on safari..I knew he was jealous of my monkeys. Who wouldn't be. I hope he brings enough back for all of us. It wouldn't be fair to the clan for some to have monkeys and others to have naught..

I don't know if Schming will be able to catch monkeys at all. They're pretty intelligent little blighters and I'm not sure that our intrepid would-be monkey-catcher has what it takes.
I think if people want monkeys its up to them to befriend one. After all some people might prefer Koalas, Sloths or Bandicoots. Perhaps an Armadillo...