A Conversation for Red Dwarf - The TV Series

monkeys man

Post 41

AKA Satan

I am pretty sure it is "oribious" or something like that


monkeys man

Post 42

Ac-1D

Not someone else trying to corrupt the subject matter of this forum. Infidels!!!


monkeys man

Post 43

Danisbackfromlunch

Remember the time Lister got stuck into the marijuana Gin???

And yes maybe NZ had the best grass back in the 70's (which I doubt!) but I seriously have to say that South Australia is the place to be for an extremely good session. You just have to know the right people... like me! smiley - smiley


monkeys man

Post 44

Ac-1D

Not for long!!!! Bare-assed Monkeys Away!!!!


monkeys man

Post 45

AKA Satan

sorry I meant OUROBOROS


monkeys man

Post 46

Danisbackfromlunch

Give the man a cigar! smiley - smiley
OUROBOROS is correct!
If ya wanna talk about the dwarf you'll have to watch out for the bare assed monkies!!! smiley - winkeye

Who gave Rimmer a hard light Hologram bead thingy?


monkeys man

Post 47

AKA Satan

hmmmmmmmmmmm that would be no let me think?
Legion isn't it?


lik a poo poo

Post 48

Imaldris

Answer me this: What is Lister al ltime second biggest fear????


Hey this is very corrupt. This forum started out making fun of some sex fiend, turned to monkeys and marijuana and now its back to red dwarf. Who did this while I was gone????????


lik a poo poo

Post 49

Ac-1D

I think the monkeys and marijuana can be attributed to you and I, but I don't know what these people are doing discussing Red Dwarf here. Anyway if Lister is anything similar to me (which he probably isn't since I'm far less generally disgusting) his 1st greatest fear is running out of pot and his second is probably doing dishes. . .


I don like lik a poo

Post 50

Imaldris

No, alas the lister answer was incorrect but you have stated one of my great fears. I think we need to get this forum back on track. A pot question, Do all middle men skim off the top of the bag??? And also I wanted to say that monekys are bad pets because they are all nice and cuddly one minute the next minute they're hissing in your eye. They also carry human disease such as hepatitus and transmit them very easily.
So there my dreams of having a cute moneky to spend my evenings with are crushed. I'll have to keep looking at pictures.


No Subject

Post 51

Ac-1D

Or you could get a tattoo. If my tattoo hisses in my eye, I know it's probably an hallucination and am safe to just ignore it. My friend Matt had a monkey when he lived in Indonesia but he couldn't bring it home because NZ is quite particular about monkeys I think.
Not all middlemen skim off the top of the bag. Some scam you before they even bag it!!! I am lucky to be in a country where there are never too many middlemen between you and the source meaning there is minimal collective scammage.


skim milk

Post 52

Imaldris

Ah, well i have to say I've been victimized by the skimmers, but I've also paid them all back by doin unto them what they have done unto me.
True, if the monkey tatoo hisses its probably a fluke. Hmm....I still want a live goddamned monkey. too many middle monkeys....


skim milk

Post 53

Ac-1D

little stoned monkeys sitting around, eating all the fruit, skimming out of the bag!!! what is the world coming to??


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