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Post the title you'd like below (eg "Professor of PCology" or "Professor of Elvisism"), and we'll add you to our list of Professors! You can then proudly add the title to your name and wear it like a... hat or something. Get 'em while they're hot!

Benjy

As Professor of 42ology I think I'll skip this, except to recommend HenryS as Assistant Professor of 42ology...

42isms, actually. Anyway, I guess you should know who deserves a title in 42isms, so I'll get right on it.

Sorted! (squeak!)

Benjy

Erm - I would rather be Prof of 42ology as I'm keeper of 42isms....

And 42ology would be the study of 42isms.....

Hmm... It says 42isms on the h2g2mice page. Didn't you give yourself that professorship, or did Orcus write that? Well, never mind, I'll just have to change everything then. And I even announced HenryS' title on his page and everything.

Done! The Department of 42isms has now been renamed to "Department of 42ology".

Benjy

Thanks Iaoth!!

May add to the title [the 42nd department]
Address:
42, 42nd Street
University of Mice
H2G2

Thanks Iaoth!!

May add to the title [aka: the 42nd department]
Address:
42, 42nd Street
University of Mice
H2G2

Can I be the proffessor of baggy trousers!

I know how to make them and everything!

Mel

Only if you can prove it!

Go On sing us the song....

This post has been removed.

In case it gets removed by the moderators, I'll testify that there was a whole lot of lyrics right there within tags. Unfortunately, I've never heard it before, so I can't say whether it was the correct song...

Madness, Baggy Trousers!

I'd forgotten about the copyrigth issues, maybe I should have gone for the first few lines only

Mel

There it goes... Never to be seen again, I guess.

Academia,
Would you please now consider,
Another member?


As his name was failing to scan,
Vogonpoet was not a big fan,
Of ending his haiku,
With repeating word haíku,
He came up with this cunning plan:


Actually I lie down before thee,
For ioath suggested it to me,
HIs name should sound twice,
But I have sounded it thrice, (I-oh-ath)
Now I reveal what I would be:

Vogonpoetry,
Keeper of Balls in the Air,
Professor of Verse.


What do you reckon folks?

Well, I think it sounds swell. (Duh!) Actually, there is no real system here yet, so I think I'll just go on and give you the title.

That would be lovely indeed indeed,
That would be lovely indeed.

Ok, wait a minute while I transform into a mouse.

Done.

Benjy