h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thats not a bad idea ....

"'Course it's a good idea! "

Hmm...Cheatology...Sounds...Official. I like .

I also like the python reference (or maybe it's just a python reference to me because I've seen "Holy Grail" about five thousand times).

'Course it's a Python reference!

Deary me, we really should be taking iaoth's intelligence more for granted shouldn't we .

'Course you should take my intelligence for granted. Hmm... Were you being sarcastic?

Btw, Arthbard has his title now.

Benjy

Good work, alter ego Benjy!

Woohoo! I'm a professor! And to think of all the years my college professors spent in school to get that title. I on the other hand apply for my title and receive it the same day. And such a prestigious institution, too. The University of Mice excels in new learning methods. "This new learning amazes me...Tell me again how sheep's bladder can be used to prevent earthquakes."

Would I indulge in the highest form of wit?
Me just a humble poet ...

Hm, I'm sure poets use sarcasm to a great extent.

As for sheep's bladders, I'm afraid I'm not the resident Professor of Seismology. I throw a nasty fireball though.

Oh, darn I really wanted to know about that. Unfortunately I don't need any fireballs at the moment. I've already got one, you see.

Les Miserables was always my favourite.

Isnt it nice to see so many Professors on the list now?

nice one Benjy, for adding an other wonderful recruit to the uni

"Already got one"?! In that case, I shall be forced to say "ni" to you!

Yep, it's nice. I love my work. Bringing crazy people together in one place is really rewarding.. Hang on. Maybe this isn't such a good idea. We're all totally wacko, what if we get some crazy ideas like starting a website where we can all add to the expanse of information... Hmm... *looks around in bewilderment*

AAAAAAAAUGHH!!!

Sorry, I got a bit insane there for a moment. Must be the fumes from the chemistry department. I know! Why don't we move these discussions to the students' union? There, the only chance of going insane is the alcohol, and I don't drink so I'm in the clear. I know, technically we're not students, but we can pretend, right? Or I could make a special section for the professors. Or something.

have you been to the students union of late?
You think hanging out there will preserve our sanity?
Fair enough, here we go then

Are you saying "Ni" to that poor professor? What sad times are these. There is a great pestilence upon this land. Not even those of us who arrange and design shrubberies are safe.

I guess you'll just have to bravely run away then.

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