h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It doesn't happen often that I publicly unsub. I mean, what's the point? Especally in cases when the unsubbee resubs?

Oh nothing really, .... just that the depth of some people's ignorance is well ...... pretty darn deep, and the more straight-forward, simpler sorts among us can get the complex if a little abstract notion of unsubbing without any particular training.


or

So I'm straightforward and simple then...



Nah, there's nowt straightforward about me...

Especially when I've had a few bottles of Grolsch!

Is that beer made by the old grinch?

Ah, but the complexities of the simple with added alcohol bring many to my attention ......





Roymondo.



So there's no reason why you shouldn't be another bruvva with ... ... issues.

Oh...LOL?

Issues?

Of what?

I've got some old issues of Top Gear beside me bed...

Fizzy, you're a real magician.

Hi Roymondo, anything you want to contribute to the case in question?

(oops, sorry for digressing. I'll away to Yikes)

I've nothing to contribute. I know little of the history and haven't a problem with the accused so it wouldn't be appropriate.

Have you seen that? He's the PY - he's off to Yikes.

Awww, it's all just a bit of fun here, nothing serious.

I know, but I don't want to get caught up in the middle between people I get on with.

Crikey, my head's shredded enough by getting on with Effers & SWL!

Oh Roymondo ... because you don't know anything shouldn't stop you participating - it's never stopped any of us in the past.


Anyway - the way this court works is that everyone who's called to it is guilty as charged, so nothing you say will change that verdict - justice eh! Who'd want it.

I've invited Effers over here.

I know what you mean, though.

*wonders how many times he's been found guilty in this Wallaby of Witches*

Don't recall - once or twice?

.... and that's once or twice too often Roymondo, you really should behave yourself.

OYEZ!

OYEZ!!

OYEZ!!!

Please be upstanding.. or is that standing up? .. for M'lady the Fizzymouse!

The court is now in procession with Sister Witch B'Elana versus the Grand Rev Nick in Dementia..


*hic*



You may all be seated..


*sits on her Matt*