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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 13, 2005
Yes, and stop those elves while you're at it. 
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Jan 13, 2005
*the cries for help stop, and all is quiet. Suddenly, MOWoS bursts in through the door, shouting to lock the door quickly*
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Jan 13, 2005
*locks the door*
*deadbolts the door*
*closes and locks all the windows*
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Jan 13, 2005
::: locks of hair :::
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 14, 2005
*Lots of hair*
That's it, I'm going to the barbers. 
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Jan 14, 2005
Thanks. I was escaping that cage.
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Jan 14, 2005
You were escaping a barber's cage? 
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Jan 14, 2005
No. I was escaping the Th***dayite cage, you cluck.
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Jan 14, 2005
I am not a cluck!!
... what's a cluck?
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Jan 15, 2005
Oh. I AM NOT A CLUCK!!
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Jan 15, 2005
According to American slang I am a "chick."
But according the feminist movement I am a girl. Or a woman. Not so much a lady though.
*burps*
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Jan 15, 2005
Rightyo then.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 15, 2005
Oh, I have control over 
s.
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Lady Scott Posted Jan 16, 2005
I thought you claimed to have control over s?
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Jan 16, 2005
Power over s, eh?
Crazy 
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 16, 2005
s are baby ducks.
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Lady Scott Posted Jan 16, 2005
No, they're not!
They're baby chickens!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 17, 2005
Nope. They're females between 16 and 25.
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- 14281: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 13, 2005)
- 14282: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Jan 13, 2005)
- 14283: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Jan 13, 2005)
- 14284: The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. (Jan 13, 2005)
- 14285: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 14, 2005)
- 14286: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Jan 14, 2005)
- 14287: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Jan 14, 2005)
- 14288: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Jan 14, 2005)
- 14289: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Jan 14, 2005)
- 14290: Lady Scott (Jan 15, 2005)
- 14291: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Jan 15, 2005)
- 14292: Lady Scott (Jan 15, 2005)
- 14293: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Jan 15, 2005)
- 14294: The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. (Jan 15, 2005)
- 14295: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 15, 2005)
- 14296: Lady Scott (Jan 16, 2005)
- 14297: The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. (Jan 16, 2005)
- 14298: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 16, 2005)
- 14299: Lady Scott (Jan 16, 2005)
- 14300: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 17, 2005)
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